Sultry starlet scores big with dubious deal

Talk about hitting the jackpot.

According to the grapevine, Sultry Starlet just scored big with a real estate deal.

Well, SS has always had a brain for business (and a body for, well, sin).

SS spruced up an old place and asked millions of pesos from a willing buyer.

Thing is, SS didn’t really spend that much to acquire the property.

Insiders insist that the mansion was a “gift” from a special someone—Wealthy Celebrity.

But then again, SS also had to “work” for it somehow. After all, it’s no “walk in the park” being involved with WC.

Hard labor, anyone?

Birds of the same feather

No wonder Controversial Luminary hit it off with Glib Personality.

Seems they can relate to each other’s personal woes.

Both GP and CL were forced to marry women they did not exactly fancy—to quash all those malicious rumors questioning their sexuality.

Both CL and GP are languishing in the closet.

Recently, GP and CL were spotted “hanging out” together.

Misery loves company?

Little Miss Monster

Coworkers can’t stand Budding Beauty, who can be a nightmare on the set.

Although fairly new in the biz, BB has bared her fangs early on in the game. BB can be a demanding diva.

Spoiled by the top honchos, BB has grown accustomed to getting her way all the time.

Colleagues laugh behind BB’s back, though.

They’re certain that BB won’t last long in the industry.

They’ve seen monsters like BB come and go.

DOM magnets

Gotta hand it to these Hollywood hotties.

They are no longer famous and sought after abroad, but they still have a few admirers on the other side of the globe.

Turns out Sultry Nymphet counts several High-Profile Men as her most loyal fans.

Ditto Reality Seductress.

And these HM would move heaven and earth to meet SN and RS. In fact, they wouldn’t mind parting with moolah to hobnob with SN and RS.

Alas, SN and RS don’t party that way.

Insert frownie here.

Limbo rock

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Poor guy is forever stuck in show biz limbo.

Although Luckless Charmer had topped a reality tilt, handlers failed to parlay the meager victory into long-term success.

Those in the know suspect that LC’s Ardent Supporter is the jinx.

AS can be abrasive in cinching projects for LC.

Indeed, AS can be meddlesome. Worse, AS seems to be under the (false) impression that LC is popular and frequently asks for exorbitant talent fees.

File under D for Delusional.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Ria Atayde

Ria Atayde on growing up a “fat kid”: “It has always been an insecurity, especially if you have friends who are skinny and beautiful.” (Such candor.)

Pia Wurtzbach said the Binibining Pilipinas should focus more on the Q&A: “It’s time that beauty queens become more relatable and real.” (As a certain politico once said: Quiz bee ba ito?)

Mariel de Leon

Binibini hopeful Mariel de Leon, daughter of Christopher de Leon and Sandy Andolong, on why she joined the pageant again: “I want to inspire people who have body issues…I’ve been bullied a lot about my body.” (’Atta girl.)

Elha Nympha on performing in the US show, “Little Big Shots: “Nagulat po ako kasi lahat sila tumayo. Konting whistle lang, pumapalakpak na.” (You know what they say: Filipino fans are the hardest to please.)

Alden Richards

Alden Richards on working with Maine Mendoza in “Destined to Be Yours”: “Nasasanay na siya kasi nag-e-enjoy kami sa set.” (Mamatey?)

Paolo Contis

Paolo Contis on taking his relationship with LJ Reyes “to the next level: “Ayaw naming madaliin ’yun…She made that mistake before. I made that mistake before.” (Rushes says: No need to rush.)

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