Hot, young lovers can’t get enough of each other

Looks can be deceiving.

At first glance, Assertive Newbie appears cherubic—as if he couldn’t harm a fly. Who knew AN had a pretty wild side, too?

AN went out on a date with Glamorous Sweetheart, gracing a show biz affair. All throughout the event, AN and GS couldn’t keep their hands off each other. AN and GS’ PDA hovered perilously toward SPG and R-18 territory.

Protective Parent would surely be scandalized by AN’s reckless behavior in public.

Is it true that PP is now moving mountains to separate AN and GS? Perhaps PP isn’t keen on becoming a grandparent any time soon?

Old dog, old tricks

Don’t look now, but it seems Big Bosses are on the verge of falling for the same trick masterminded by Wily Veteran.

WV frequently succeeds in pulling the wool over BBs’ eyes.

WV makes the BBs build up hopeless upstarts who later develop into Bankable Stars.

WV couldn’t have done it without BBs’ help, for sure. But in the end, only WV benefits from the BS’ rising cache in the industry.

Will BBs fall for this ruse again?

Now, WV is drumbeating Luckless Novice like there’s no tomorrow.

Thing is, LN has been languishing in anonymity for so long before being discovered by the BBs.

Extended holiday

Colleagues were wondering why Charming Cutie extended his stay in a foreign destination.

While the rest of the troupe was in a rush to go home, CC seemed determined to prolong the holiday.

Turned out, Affluent Friend had plans to visit the same place that same week.

Well, CC found someone to “sponsor” the instant vacation.

File under MT, for Meal Ticket.

Dashing but dim

All sorts of nasty rumors have been swirling about Hunky Neophyte.
Apart from that scandalous gossip linking HN with this and that wealthy benefactor, there’s another disparaging allegation making the rounds in Tinseltown.

Insiders insist: HN is haplessly, helplessly dumb.
In any case, stimulating conversation is not the reason why rich admirers seek out HN’s company.

HN doesn’t need to be an Einstein in the boudoir, after all.
Tsk. Tsk.

Hot pursuit

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Smooth Two-timer got the ultimate comeuppance in the form of Vociferous Personality.

Seems VP is obsessed and is relentless in wooing ST. VP keeps inviting ST out on casual dates.

Since ST isn’t taking the bait, VP pulled out all the stops. VP asked ST to join a “family” trip abroad to celebrate an important milestone.
Needless to say, ST got spooked.

Who knows what kind of miracles can transpire away from the safe confines of ST’s turf?

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).

Judy Ann Santos—Instagram

Judy Ann Santos balik-trabaho na, ’di totoong lilipat sa GMA 7. (Was there any doubt?)

Sex video ni Bernard Palanca kalat na; pinagpiyestahan ng mga beki. (Fiesta talaga? As in may parlor games?)

Piolo Pascual on son Iñigo: “Noon baby pa siya, ngayon puwede nang magka-baby!” (From Papa P to Lolo P?)

Piolo Pascual and Shaina Magdayao

Mommy ni Piolo botong boto kay Shaina Magdayao. (OK, fine, whatever.)

Sharon Cuneta

Sharon Cuneta sa bashers ni Francis Pangilinan: Wala kaming ibinulsa kahit magkano mula sa kaban ng bayan! (Namen. She can afford her own kaban ng bayan.)

True ba, Nora Aunor tinuhog ang “It’s Showtime” at “Eat Bulaga?” (Only the Superstar can get away with it.)

Regine Velasquez, ibinilad ang katawan sa Instagram. (Baka
sa beach binilad; hindi sa IG?)

Gretchen Barretto, suot na kwintas kapresyo ng isang sosyal na condo. (OMG!)