Cute charmer can’t stand pushy partner

All is not well in Romance-ville. Cute Charmer allegedly cannot stand the guts of Pushy Partner. All sorts of rumors have been swirling about PP—that PP is mean-spirited, spoiled and difficult to work with.

CC has no choice but to grin and bear it, because their shared future in the biz demands that they at least try to get along.

Making things extra challenging, PP’s minions have been spreading all sorts of unsavory rumors about CC.

That CC is gay!

If PP can’t have CC, then no woman can. PP, however, doesn’t mind if CC ends up with another guy!

Kalurkey!

Bewitched

Handsome Celebrity tried to ignore all those naysayers who had nothing but awful comments about Lovely Colleague.

HC gave LC the benefit of the doubt, and they soon became a hot item.

Throughout the scorching affair, HC noticed that there was something amiss with LC.

When they parted ways, HC finally got to verify just how vindictive and venomous LC was.

LC revealed her true colors—leaving HC shell-shocked.

Yup, LC is a certified witch.

Clueless in Seattle

People are snickering behind the back of High-profile Personality.

HP has been recklessly spewing venom in public.

Thing is, HP ended up confirming what everyone knew all along. That HP is clueless and highly unqualified for a certain task.

But instead of being humble and seeking guidance from more experienced coworkers, HP had the gall to question their integrity and expertise.

Amateur hour.

Long hair

If you’re wondering why Flamboyant Luminary is glowing these days, it’s because of a new beau.

FL is now “handling” Hunky Newcomer’s career.

Intrigue-mongers will undoubtedly raise their brows, but FL insists that he is merely helping HN attain his dreams.

HN also claims that FL is a dear family friend.

Hmmm…

Perhaps they like keeping it all in the family. Long hair si FL! Tarush!

Wanted fashionista

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Fashion designers avoid Seasoned Actress like the plague.

SA acts sweet and coy whenever she needs to borrow gowns from couturier-pals. But when it’s time to return the outfits, SA suddenly becomes an unreachable star.

SA’s hapless staffer has no choice but to give the style experts the runaround.

No wonder SA is now a persona non grata in the fashion world.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).

Kris Aquino starts work on her next project: “Na-miss ko kayo!” (Let’s ask them if the feeling’s mutual?)

Cesar Montano on issues involving his son Diego Loyzaga: “Ayokong masira siya!” (Oh.)

Sam Milby talks about his bad experience in Paris: “I took the train…then three men tried to rob me.” (Careful, careful.)

Kathryn Bernardo (left) and Daniel Padilla

Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla mapapasabak sa comedy; gaganap na mag-asawa sa “Can’t Help Falling in Love.” (Level up for KathNiel?)

Jaya sablay sa “It’s Showtime,” nilait ng bashers dahil sa production number. (Ouch!)

Anak ni Gary Valenciano na si Kiana umaming boyfriend si Sam Concepcion! (Uuuy!)

Sam Concepcion (left) and Kiana Valenciano