Plump actress endures abusive partner

KIM Chiu feels good about her body now.

Everyone thought Semi-Retired Actress is now sleeping on a bed of roses, having latched on to wealthy Influential Politico.

But reports have it that SA is suffering with IP, who is cruel and verbally abusive.

At a beauty clinic, a witness was stunned to hear IP cursing at SA. Imagine that – bullied in public! IP even told incredulous Clinic Employee: “You better make her sexy. I’m spending a lot of money on that whale.”

What a bum deal.

Kiss and tell

Pretty Young Thing need not be surprised that her “fling” with Womanizing Hunk hit the chismis columns.

WH spread the tattle tale himself. Publicly, he shook his head vehemently. Privately, he boasted about PYT, like all other previous conquests. Of course PYT is disgusted.

Noise barrage

Mole got turned off big time with Veteran Actress.

JM de Guzman

During the recent Pacman-Marquez bout at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, mole had the misfortune of being seated near VA, Handsome Husband and Chatty Politician.

Mole had been under the impression that VA was soft-spoken and demure. But throughout the fight, VA was shrieking and screaming, shooting off a barrage of expletives, along with CP.

HH remained dignified and calm, said the mole.

Boss’ choices

Although Big Boss is publicly seen with Pretty Underling in various occasions, he has his eyes on Controversial Actress.

Like PU, CA has been “awarded” with plum projects. That’s one sure sign that PU and CA are BB’s current choices.

Further proof is the fact that CA is now called “ma’am” in the workplace. Hmm.

MARIEL Rodriguez

On the verge

A messy breakup pushed Beautiful Actress to the edge. Friends are worried because she is on the verge of a meltdown.

BA caught Philandering Partner cheating on more than one occasion. The dysfunctional relationship caused BA to seek professional help.

To think she could’ve chosen to shack up with Rich Boss, who wooed her when she was the industry’s “It” Girl. Now, she’s not only lonely, she’s graying as well.

D’Mango is back

Joe D’Mango is making a big comeback. Starting Tuesday, he will be heard twice weekly with a playlist of love songs plus expert advice on love and relationships via “Joe D’ Mango Love Notes” on dzMM TeleRadyo, which has live audio streaming on dzmm.com.ph. “Love Notes” airs Tuesday and Wednesday, 12 p.m. to 4 a.m.

Top of the Tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Biglang nakiusap sa kanyang fans, Anne Curtis: ’wag na kayong magalit sa GMA. (After all that pointed exchange?)

Relasyong Nadia Montenegro, JM de Guzman, walang malisya. (Of course.)

Binoe beybing-beybi kay Mariel Rodriguez. (Basic requirement of the job.)

Matt Evans nilayasan ang press. (Fine.)

True ba, Sharon Cuneta, Kris Aquino magkagalit? (Pwede na rin—di na magkapamilya e.)

Randy Santiago ayaw makialam kina Raymart Santiago at Claudine Barreto. (Good decision.)

Lahat daw ng gusto nasusunod, Phil Younghusband ander de saya kay Angel Locsin. (That’s how it starts.)

Maricel Soriano: Lahat po tayo may pinagdaanang pagkakamali. (All together now: Hindi nga lang lahat …)

Kim Chiu: Wala nang hiya-hiya sa katawan. (Ganda naman e. Obvious ba kami?)

Binastos daw ng isang follower sa Twitter, Anne Curtis: Layuan mo family ko! (Comes with the territory.)

Tinawag daw kasi niyang lasenggo, fans ni Lloydie galit na galit kay Zoren Legaspi. (Eh kasi nga …)

Angel, pareho po kami ni Phil, in love! (Please put this hilarious line to rest.)

Palakpakan pa raw ang bosing ng Dos, Vice Ganda, binaluhara, inokray si Kris Aquino. (Eto pa isa … hihi-hilarious. Next pakulo!)