Pretty starlet goes crazy for hunky visitor
Pretty Starlet went to great lengths just to meet Visiting Hunk.
PS gate-crashed an event for the chance to hobnob with VH’s Local Team. PS’ goal was to ingratiate herself with LT.
PS charmed her way into VH’s inner circle, wining and dining LT to the hilt.
PS’ gambit somehow worked.
Fast forward to here and now: PS has conveniently forgotten LT, which moved mountains and helped attain her dream date.
Perhaps PS believes in the adage: Love ’em, use ’em and leave ’em.
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Now, it can be told.
Article continues after this advertisementNo wonder Sensitive Performer goes ballistic every time Aggressive Upstart’s name crops up.
According to a mole, AU has been spreading all sorts of unsavory tattletales about SP.
AU even concocted a story that dredged up old rumors.
Alas, AU’s Wily Rival got wind of the idle chatter and dutifully warned SP about the betrayal.
Bandwagon effect
Hunky Newcomer’s Aggressive Drumbeaters thought they could get away with such a callous act.
ADs prevented HN from helping Hapless Coworkers with Struggling Enterprise.
Thing is, karma caught up with ADs and HN.
In the end, SE hit the jackpot, while HN was left holding an empty bag.
Is it too late for HN to jump on the bandwagon and join the winners’ circle?
Tsk. Tsk.
Frozen delight
Guess who’s now singing the theme song of “Frozen”?
Alluring Starlet is in big trouble.
AS apparently ruffled the feathers of Formidable Bosses for publicly shaming Scintillating Rival.
Problem is, SR is close to the Powers That Be. Just one call from SR and AS’ career was put in the freezer.
AS didn’t see it coming.
AS didn’t know that SR was extra chummy with one of the FBs. Emphasis on “extra.”
Ultimatum
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seems Seasoned Insider is a tad unhappy with Favorite Star’s behavior of late.
SI feels slighted because FS is no longer as docile as before and has become more assertive.
Well, it was only a matter of time. After all, FS is no longer a clueless newcomer.
Still, SI has reason to get upset because FS allegedly ignores phone calls and text messages.
SI has issued an ultimatum and is now threatening to spill the beans. Afraid!
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Miss Universe president Paula Shugart on Pia Wurtzbach’s reign: “She has defined it and made it her own. There will be a lot of people who will miss her, myself included. I will definitely be crying.” (Sings: Cry me a river…)
Shugart on the qualities Pia’s successor must possess: “Someone like Pia, who has the heart, stamina, and really, the whole package.” (Big shoes to fill ba? She’s a size 7 ’ata.)
Karla Estrada on her dreams of playing a superhero: “Ako naman talaga ’yung totoong Wonder Woman … Nabusog lang.” (Wonder Bread Woman?)
Sarah Geronimo on her onscreen chemistry with John Lloyd Cruz: “Kahit simpleng eksena lang gawin namin ni Lloydie …ewan ko ba, natutuwa na mga tao.” (File in the X Files for ineXplicable.)
John Lloyd on getting married: “Bata pa po ako, e!” (Nye! Comedian ka rin pala, Lloydie.)
Angeline Quinto on mounting the float that carried the Black Nazarene: “Mga 3 a.m. na ako nakasampa. Pag-akyat ko, may tumulong naman sa ’kin. ’Yung mga kaibigan ko pinadala nila sa ’min mga panyo nila … Bata pa lang ako sobra na faith ko sa mahal na Poon. Sa kanya lang ako nagdasal na sana magkaroon ako ng regular na trabaho.” (Amen.)
Bea Alonzo on her rumored boyfriend Gerald Anderson: “Right now I’m just enjoying; I’m happy. We’re dating. Ang hirap pangunahan ng mga bagay.” (Namen.)
Bea, asked if she’s jealous that Gerald is now paired with his ex-girlfriend Kim Chiu in a TV show: “Hindi naman ako ganu’ng klaseng tao. I know he’s a very trustworthy person.” (OK, fine, whatever.)
Arci Muñoz on her breakup with musician Badi del Rosario: “You have to move on with your life … Ang tagal ko rin kasing hindi single. Ganito pala feeling, ’di ko na alam! Ay!” (Welcome to the club.)
Dennis Trillo on headlining the remake of “Mulawin”: “Kinakabahan at nae-excite. Nagwo-workout kasi maraming fight scenes…saka naka-costume …Para lang maganda hitsura.” (Again, again, again?)
Lovi Poe on the Frenchman she’s currently dating: “Gusto ko lang i-enjoy ang sarili ko. It’s nice na magsimula bilang kaibigan, tapos i-establish ’yun. But let’s see where it goes.” (Her French connection.)
—TV Patrol, 24 Oras, Unang Hirit