World-class snob gets just deserts

Jessy Mendiola

Karma knows no bounds.

World-renowned Celebrity graced a splashy red-carpet fete abroad.

Star-struck Fans wanted to take a selfie with WC. After all, it’s not every day that you bump into an acclaimed artist of WC’s caliber.

SFs found themselves sharing an elevator with WC. Perfect opportunity, right?

Alas, WC exuded a certain frosty attitude that unmistakably exclaimed: “Leave me alone!”

Interestingly, WC wasn’t that lucky in said glitzy event. WC ended up an also-ran, trailing behind… guess who? The SFs!

Pins and needles

Seasoned Starlet has never been a team player. SS is acting up on the set of new project. SS’ Conniving Handler is using media pals to build SS up, at the expense of Feisty Coworkers.

SS cannot be faulted for wanting to shine, but is it really necessary to step on FCs? Well, FC1 will not take CH’s machinations sitting down. Worse, FC2 is clearly the bosses’ favorite.

Precisely the reasons why SS and CH are on pins and needles.

F for Fail

There is a raging rumor in Tinseltown.

Insiders are in a state of panic. The whispers are getting louder that Dashing Heartthrob flunked a drug test.

How to deal with this brewing scandal? Bury the evidence, of course.

Now, DH’s team is acting as if the booboo didn’t happen at all.

Graded F for Fail.

Strike three

Alarm bells have just gone off in the biz. High-profile Personality is smarting from a string of dismal disasters.

If this were a baseball game, HP has exceeded the usual three strikes. Some snide observers describe HP’s misfortune as comeuppance for past sins.

But then again, HP’s Much-reviled Cohort was able to bounce back.

HP can take consolation in the fact that other, much bigger firms are reeling from the same wave of adversities.

Stubbornly stingy

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

No wonder Controversial Lothario fumbled in his latest undertaking.

A mole insisted that CL was quite stingy and refused to part with cash to drumbeat the futile bid.

CL relied on hapless supporters to handle the mounting expenses, instead. CL stubbornly held on to the moolah—declining to extend a helping hand even to those in need.

As a result, CL flopped big time in this risky venture.

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Jake Ejercito on Ellie: “Ang mahalaga…lumabas na ang katotohanan!” (The truth shall set you free or the truth hurts. It’s your choice.)

Sigaw ng bashers: Ahas na ginamit ni Lovi Poe sa sexy pictorial mas bagay kay Jessy Mendiola. (Harsh.)

Sunshine Cruz on the involvement of Krista Miller in a drug-bust operation: “Hindi ako natutuwa sa misfortune ng iba!” (How very Jennifer Aniston of you…)

Alden Richards at Maine Mendoza magde-date sa Germany, binigyan ng panahon para makapagpahinga. (From Germany with love.)