Wealthy Celeb seems to have it all.
Apart from being filthy rich, WC’s love life is going strong, as well. But then again, no one can have a perfect life—not even WC.
According to a well-placed source, WC is currently beleaguered by a severe health crisis. For the first time, WC is not in control and each day is marked by doubt and dismay.
Although rattled, WC remains willfully gung-ho.
After all, WC can well afford to undergo the latest treatments abroad.
Still, one thing bothers the anxious over-achiever. Who would take over the massive empire that WC built through hard work and sheer tenacity?
Panic time
Speaking of impending catastrophe, Vociferous Personality is allegedly in a state of panic.
VP’s career is undoubtedly in shambles. Adding to VP’s troubles, the clan’s fiefdom is under threat of demolition. Apparently, Influential Nemesis wants to dismantle the dubious enterprise in retaliation for certain shenanigans committed by VP’s Disgraced Kin.
Now, VP needs to work double time—worrying about dismal career prospects, along with an escalating familial debacle.
When it rains, it pours…crap.
Pants on fire
Haughty Nymphet was caught telling a fib.
HN claims to be connected with World-renowned Conglomerate.
Affluent Skeptic did a little snooping and discovered the harsh reality: WC did not contact HN at all. WC wasn’t even remotely interested in HN.
Confronted about HN, WC reps were flabbergasted and immediately denied the assertion.
File under E, for Embarrassing.
Ugly truth
Groupies bumped into Cute Heartthrob and Perky Partner in an upscale mall.
The fans mobbed CH, asking for selfies and autographs.
PP was left in one corner, while the gang fussed over CH.
Noticing the awkward situation, one of the admirers approached PP—perhaps as an act of charity and benevolence.
Alas, PP swiftly gave the snapshot hunter the cold shoulder. PP looked at the befuddled devotee from head to foot.
Tarush!
Soused and saucy
From the Inquirer tabloid
Bandera:
Controversial Character is besieged by marital problems.
To escape life’s woes, CC turned to liquor—drinking the night away in sleazy bars.
CC’s tolerance for alcohol is not that high, though. CC would frequently end up soused after only a few shots.
Drunk and delirious, CC would literally crawl back home. Worse, CC would answer nature’s call anytime, anywhere.
Eeewww….
Top of the Tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Gil Cuerva, Hong Kong-based model, ang sinasabing bagong leading man ni Jennylyn Mercado sa remake ng isang Koreanovela. (Import?)
JENNYLYN Mercado and Gil Cuerva
Jennylyn on having a baby: “Kasal muna bago baby! Natuto na ako!” (You live, you learn.)
Kim Chiu kinawawa ng bashers dahil kay Gerald Anderson. Xian Lim, dedma lang! (As Marion Cotillard would say to haters: Hope you recover.)
May interesado pa ba sa pagbabalik ni Kris Aquino sa TV? (Silence of the lambs….)
Sa halip na kampihan ay umaani ng pamba-bash si Mocha Uson mula sa mga tagasuporta ni President Duterte. (Huh?)
PIA WURTZBACH
Pia Wurtzbach pasadong-pasado bilang “Bond Girl” sa 007 movies. (Bonding ka ’day!)
Carla Abellana
Carla Abellana at Lovi Poe, pinatunayang wala silang away; nag-post sa Instagram tungkol sa nawawalang “tuta.” (Pet lovers, unite!)