FANS need not wonder why the much-ballyhooed partnership of Gifted Ingénue and Dashing Partner swiftly went pfft.
According to a mole, GI got exasperated with DP’s unprofessional work attitude. GI is quite a stickler for punctuality. DP, on the other hand, is often tardy and unprepared on the set.
GI frequently had to wait for DP, who insisted on acting like a spoiled brat. GI gave DP the cold treatment, but the wacko remained unrepentant.
The enmity soon spread onscreen.
Instead of a love team, they became a “hate” tandem.
Alas, DP had the temerity to snub GI, who had the guts to call a spade a spade.
Junkies junked
Disheveled Hunk should mend his ways before it’s too late.
DH is purportedly on top of the authorities’ hit list of celeb junkies. Handlers are scrambling to save DH, who is making things worse by appearing dazed and unkempt in public.
Perhaps a serious intervention is in order.
DH’s supporters should follow the example of the pals of another Hooked Cutie. Well-meaning friends forced HC to stay in rehab for two years.
HC needs to completely stay away from the biz and all its sordid temptations to win the war against self-destruction.
Fiesta ham
Perky Starlet should join the “Christmas season” school of acting—pronto!
It’s because PS can be a hopeless ham in front of the camera.
Veteran Insider gave up on PS, who couldn’t execute a simple melodramatic scene.
As luck would have it, Clueless Sweetheart “outed” PS. In defending PS from harsh criticism, CS ended up confirming rumors of incompetence.
In all honesty, CS is no Olivier when it comes to acting, as well.
More like Porky Pig. As in hamonado espesyal.
Notorious
Observers are wondering why Exceptional Personality kept transferring from one company to another.
Rumor has it that EP can be difficult and demanding. To be fair, Former Associate was sacked after EP had stumbled on glaring discrepancies at work.
Another Estranged Companion was likewise guilty of duplicity—on both personal and professional issues.
Well, Longtime Supporter had no choice but to wave the white flag, because EP became too paranoid for comfort.
But who can blame EP, after those unpleasant experiences with FA and EC?
Despicable me
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Away from the bright lights, High-energy Celebrity turns into a boorish, boring nightmare.
Seasoned Luminary had an unfortunate encounter with HC, who was not only arrogant, but painfully insolent, too.
An Industry Insider, who had the bad luck of hiring HC, also unleashed a barrage of complaints. During an out-of-town gig, HC refused to chat with organizers and would only nod or shake the noggin to answer the staff’s questions.
HC was a certified basket case who shunned the company of fellow artists and rudely declined photo-ops with fans.
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
JC SANTOS
“Till I Met You’s” JC Santos on his newfound fame: “Ini-enjoy ko na lang siya. Noong una na-overwhelm ako. But I’m living the dream. ” (This theater actor is hardly a newbie, after all.)
JC on working with Nadine Lustre: “May chemistry agad.” (Agad-agad?)
CLOIE Syquia Skarne
Cloie Syquia Skarne on winning Miss Sweden-Earth and not Universe: “I was disappointed about it, but Miss Earth is a great pageant.” (Whether it’s Earth or the Universe, you’re a queen.)
James Reid on the prospect of playing Pedro Penduko: “I like the idea; it would be fun. I’ve always wanted to do a supernatural role… fantasy.” (Slang na si Penduko.)
Boots Anson-Roa on Aiza Seguerra being hailed board director of Mowelfund: “It’s good to have young blood kasi puro ‘gurs’ na kami!” (Age is wisdom, ma’am.)
JUDY Ann Santos
Judy Ann Santos, asked if she’s ready to return full time to show biz after having Baby Luna: “Not just yet, kapag in fighting form na… I want to enjoy my time with my babies and family. I don’t want to be pressured by the comments.” (No need to rush.)
Judai on friend Sharon Cuneta losing weight: “Proud na proud talaga ko kay Ate. Isang malaking sampal ’yan sa mga bashers niya na kung laitin siya eh ganun-ganun na lang.” (It’s about time, ‘di ba?)
Ai-Ai delas Alas on playing an aging prostitute in “Area,” which will be part of the Eurasia Film Festival in Kazakhstan: “Ang puso ko ay nasa kanila kasi nakita ko kung anong buhay nila doon.” (Immersion ba, ’teh?)
BENJAMIN Alves
Benjamin Alves on what he likes most about Julie Anne San Jose: “’Yung eyes at lips.” (Sum of the parts?)
Kim Domingo on receiving indecent proposals: “Dedma na lang dahil hindi po [ako] ganong klaseng tao.” (Ho-hum.) TV Patrol, 24 Oras