Secret lovers openly shop for high-ticket items together

Gorgeous Star has been parrying rumors of romance with Bodacious Coworker for so long.

The secret lovers keep denying their budding relationship, but actions speak louder than words. GS and BC were spotted together in public on numerous occasions. They were even seen enjoying a shopping spree as a couple.

According to a mole, BC helped GS purchase a high-ticket item recently. It’s a pretty expensive acquisition—and investment.

Apparently, BS is not just GS’ lover and/or friend.

Financial adviser is more like it. Hmmm…

Truth or dare

Charming Cutie can be quite reckless.

CC gleefully accepted an insider’s dare to take a drug test. Handlers are confident that CC would easily pass the exam. After all, it only takes a few days to flush out unsavory chemicals from the system.

Unfortunately, CC can be a tad unpredictable.

Random and surprise tests won’t cut it.

CC’s date with destiny needs to be scheduled—to give the closet junkie time to recover from heady partying?

Tsk. Tsk.

Hide and seek

Flamboyant Personality is missing in action.

Apparently, FP is scared that the authorities will finally come knocking on the door of the clan’s palatial home.

FP has been living the “high” life for ages now. According to a well-placed mole, the long arm of the law is finally extending its reach to FP and other drug-addled minions.

FP, who has been carelessly dispensing illicit substances to manic kids, landed on top of the narcolist.

Fearing dire consequences, FP went into hiding.

Hot water

Speaking of the narcolist.

Another High-flying Celebrity made it in the rogues’ gallery—in spite of Pugnacious Kin’s intervention.

PK and HC tried to ingratiate themselves with the present dispensation, to no avail. PK even met with Influential Personality—to protect the entire family in the next few years.

Alas, HC still remained in the roster of shame.

PK should’ve gotten the message when another Controversial Relative got into hot water because of the drug menace.

Missing miss

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Perky Starlet makes it a point not to cross paths with Former Partner. PS would frequently decline gigs if FP was also in the ensemble.

PS simply wants to avoid trouble.

PS would rather live in peace than risk being bashed by the rabid fans of FP, who is now involved with Bubbly Sweetheart.

After all, PS has found a new love in Attractive Colleague, too.

Curiously, it’s FP who often requests for PS to be part of out-of-town shows.

Perhaps FP believes it’s best to move on and forget their tumultuous past.

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

RYAN Agoncillo and Judy Ann Santos

Judy Ann Santos na-shock sa regalong bahay ni Ryan Agoncillo sa Las Vegas! (Bonggacious!)

Baron Geisler negative sa drugs; hinamon ang mga kapwa artista na magpa-drug test. (Who’s afraid of Baron’s dare?)

GAB Valenciano and wife Tricia Centenera

Isang taon pa lang kasal…Gab Valenciano at Tricia Centenera naghiwalay na raw? (Inquiring minds would like to know…)

Harapang Kris Aquino at Ai-Ai delas Alas sa GMA 7 inaabangan na; mapagsama kaya sa isang show? (The title: “There Will Be Blood?”)

Sandara Park on Aga Muhlach: “He’s still guwapo, kilig na kilig pa rin ako!” (That’s the ever-dependable Krung-Krung for you.)

Daniel Padilla on his relationship with Kathryn Bernardo: “Limang taon na kami at patigas pa rin kami nang patigas!” (Mind your words!)

Dasal ni Aiko Melendez para sa KathNiel: “Sana huwag maudlot ang relasyon n’yo.” (Namen!)

MAINE Mendoza

Maine Mendoza walang balak magtagal sa show biz, nagparinig sa “secret bf.” Dalawang pangarap niya: Mag-asawa at magkaroon ng apat na anak.  (Papa, can you hear her?)