Admired celeb witnesses all sorts of shenanigans

WHO KNEW Admired Celebrity could potentially become a whistle-blower in a controversial case?

According to the grapevine, AC was able to witness all sorts of shenanigans linked to Influential Figure.

AC’s Close Kin chose to leave the scene rather than get involved in the dubious schemes concocted under IF’s nose.

As such, CK has become a sitting duck. Of course, AC wants to protect CK, who can get dragged into the fray anytime.

AC has already initiated a preemptive strike. Hopefully, their enemies got the message, loud and clear—that is, AC can be a fierce warrior in order to protect the clan.

Secret past

Now, their classy kids act as if they were born with silver spoons in their kissers.

As a teener, Hapless Insider had no choice but to work in a seedy nightclub, in order to survive.

HI was soon joined by Younger Relative in the bar. HI later met Good-looking Visitor, and they raised Gorgeous Children, who eventually ended up in the biz.

YR, on the other hand, similarly hooked Charming Looker and they produced Attractive Kids, as well.

AK also made waves in Showtown—in spite of YR’s secret past.

Slaphappy

What is it about Naughty Entertainer who often gets entangled in messy squabbles with slaphappy colleagues?

After quarreling with No-nonsense Coworker, NE crossed swords with Powerful Personality in a watering hole.

Apparently, PP had one drink too many. For some strange reason, PP supposedly smacked NE out of the blue.

NE was humiliated, but chose to keep mum about the entire episode.

There is dignity in silence, after all.

Drumbeater

Vociferous Celebrity takes the DIY movement to the extreme.

VC’s hacks have started spreading fallacious rumors to jump-start what can only be described as a faltering career.

All of a sudden, all kinds of idle chismis on VC cropped up all over cyberspace. There were claims of mind-boggling deals, ground-breaking projects—all meant to make it appear that VC is much sought-after.

So, does that mean the opposite is actually true?

File under WT for Wishful Thinking?

Hell hath no fury

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

No wonder Tempestuous Thespian went berserk.

TT already suspected that Faithless Spouse was fooling around. Still, TT tried to make things work.

TT showered FS with gifts—designer duds and other expensive stuff. TT also treated FS and the rest of the fam to trips abroad.

All of TT’s efforts to bond as a family were in vain. FS still met with Scintillating Lover on the sly.

TT went ballistic!

 Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Angel Locsin on making up with Angelica Panganiban: “Kung nagkaroon man ng issue, hindi naman nawala ang respeto.” (Why did they quarrel again?)

Angel, asked if she will still be Darna: “Always naman, sa puso ko. Pero depende ’yun sa ABS-CBN. Kung hindi, hindi ako madamot.” (Moving on.)

James Reid on his most memorable trip with girlfriend Nadine Lustre: “San Francisco. That was where it all started. That was the time I actually fell in love with her.” (Actually?)

Heart Evangelista on trying for a baby with husband Sen. Chiz Escudero next year: “I’ll eat healthy, lose water weight just to prepare.” (Sounds serious.)

DINGDONG Dantes

Dingdong Dantes on working with Christopher de Leon in his new soap: “Nakaka-inspire. I’m honored.” (OK.)

KYLIE Padilla

Kylie Padilla on aunt BB Gandanghari filing a petition to officially change her name: “It’s hard for us to be ourselves because takot tayo sa sasabihin ng ibang tao. Pero si Tita BB, ginawa niya.  For me, that’s an act of bravery.” (Take a bow!)

LOVI Poe

Lovi Poe, asked if she’s ready to enter a new relationship: “It’s nice if you … grow as a person before you give yourself to another person.” (So, is it a yes or no?)

ALDEN Richards

Alden Richards on missing Maine Mendoza, who went on vacation in the US: “Nakasanayan na po kasi na every day nakakasama, every day nakikita.” (Ganern.) TV Patrol, Bandila, 24 Oras