Scandalous nymphet turns back on lurid past

Well, no one can really blame Scandalous Nymphet for wanting to rewrite history.

SN would rather that everyone gets afflicted with collective amnesia and forget about her lurid past.

SN aims to erase all those shady shenanigans so that she can pursue more respectable endeavors. But then again, the interweb is rife with evidence of SN’s previous misdeeds.

Also, a mole insists that SN enjoys shocking people for the heck of it. SN once bragged about a rather unusual collection consisting of “adult” toys and other marital aids.

These days, however, SN would prefer that fans regard her as some sort of a vestal virgin.

Now, that’s a stretch.

Cinema verité

When Hot Hunk made a soft-porn pink flick with Cute Visitor, things got a bit too realistic on the set.

While shooting a steamy bed scene, HH and CV purportedly got carried away. Even though the director had already hollered “Cut,” the intrepid duo continued the sizzling sequence in the privacy of the boudoir.

HH and CV “enjoyed” each other’s company for a spell.

Soon enough, the novelty faded away.

HH relocated abroad, while CV found love in the arms of Glib Personality.

Showtown narcolist

Cantankerous Celebrity claims to be extra chummy with the Powers-That-Be. CC insisted that certain top entertainment figures should be careful because they are on the government’s narcolist.

The identity of one of the supposed “drug” personalities would shock the public, CC pointed out.

After all, this supposed Wealthy Junkie is well-respected in show biz circles. WJ is also credited for cementing the success of a formidable enterprise in the industry.

But then again, WJ’s own backyard is littered with all kinds of drug dependents, too.

Panic time

It’s panic time once again in Major Company.

Plucky Bigwigs placed all bets on an Expensive Venture that floundered miserably.

Even though PBs tried to move heaven and earth to drumbeat EV. Still, it failed to trounce Topnotch Rival. Do the PBs need to go back to the drawing board?

They should really move on. It’s time for fresh ideas.

But then again you know what they say about old dogs learning new tricks…

Diva from hell

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Turns out Controversial Entertainer is not only scary to look at. CE is also horrifying to work with. CE can be quite a demanding diva.

For out-of-town gigs, CE would require pricey, state-of-the-art microphones from hapless producers.

CE would frequently ask assistants to check the sound system and acoustics in the venue—no matter how small and ratty these places are.

CE seems seriously deluded.

CE is not even an A-lister. CE barely makes it on the D-list, in fact.

 Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

DANIEL Padilla and Kathryn Bernardo

Daniel Padilla on people criticizing partner Kathryn Bernardo’s acting: “Sa lahat ng nagda-doubt sa kanya, na kesyo pa-cute lang daw siya … Dito kayo matutunganga sa kanya.” (Pramis?)

Kathryn on people’s misconceptions about Daniel: “Ang impression sa kanya, mayabang, maangas, masungit. Lagi kong sinasabi, hindi.” (Again, again: Pramis?)

ARCI Muñoz

Arci Muñoz on being tagged one of today’s sexiest actresses: “Nu’ng nagsisimula ako sa show biz, I was really chubby…But when my career started picking up, doon lang ako naging conscious.” (Conscious Pilate, much?)

Luis Manzano on ex-girlfriend Angel Locsin deleting his photos on her Instagram account: “Let them … enjoy talking about it. I enjoy not talking about it.” (That’s a funny way of not talking about it.)

Alice Dixson’s birthday wish: “We’re trying to have a baby (with her European boyfriend) … These are the last few years na puwede. Gusto ko twins, a boy and a girl.” (Two-in-one!)

Marian Rivera on bringing her baby Zia to a music school for toddlers twice a week: “Mahilig siya sa music at very friendly!”(Kanino kaya nag-mana?)

Ai-Ai delas Alas on her current vital stats and diet: “Ngayon ako eh 36-26-37! I don’t eat meat, no dairy, less sugar and salt. All organic din!” (When in doubt, go organic!)TV Patrol, 24 Oras