Hunky lover’s bedroom quirk irks partner

TALENTED Guy got fed up with Hunky Lover’s bedroom quirk.

HL allegedly prefers inviting macho strangers into their conjugal bed, to spice up their love life.

TG got upset because it wasn’t a one-time thing and soon became a nasty habit.

Was that the reason why TG decided to cool it off with HL?

One true love

An insider surmises that HL wasn’t really that serious with TG after all.

TG wasn’t HL’s TL—as in True Love.

HL has been involved with various men in the past—from good-looking co-stars to less-than appealing peers.

But mole insists that HL’s one true love is “the man that got away.”

HL is still pining for Moreno Stud.

MS, however, has to avoid HL—especially now that he has gone into a different world, politics.

Scent of a man

Pretty Girl was excited to team up with Handsome Hunk for a project.

But when they finally met, PG got the shock of her young life.

HH’s bod looked delish, but it was also smelly. Yes, HH had a severe case of body odor.

HH’s BO was purportedly caused by poor hygiene habits. His busy schedule didn’t allow him to shower between his two projects. He had to go straight to the set with PG after finishing an all-nighter with another batch of co-stars.

Missing
‘Magnifico’

At the 34th Urian Awards, filmmaker Maryo J. de los Reyes asked the audience to pray for Jiro Manio, the former child star who played the title role in “Magnifico.”

With a heavy heart, De los Reyes accepted the trophy for his film “Magnifico” which was declared one of the 10 best films of the decade.

He explained that Jiro is currently “trying to fix his life in a home-care facility.”

He expressed hope that Jiro would be able to recover, and return to acting soon.

Scandal in the family

A Cute Hunk was all set to reveal his alleged molestation in the hands of an older gay—a coach in school.

The big revelation was swept under the rug, though.

It turned out CH’s Younger Relative might get implicated.

YR cannot get involved in such a sex scandal because the studio is grooming him for bigger projects.

CH was left in the dumpster—literally.

Level-headed Piolo

Piolo Pascual was level-headed when answering questions about his sexuality and his love child Iñigo during a recent media gathering on his endorsement of Clear shampoo.

“It was hard at first, but being in show business, I guess I just have to deal with the fact that there are things people would want to say about you,” he said on persistent rumors that he’s gay. “I’d been able to adapt … As long as I’m not stepping on anybody’s toes, I’m OK.”

The PR people handling the event apparently didn’t like what was being discussed, and told nosy reporters not to stray from the purpose of the interview.

So everybody listened as Piolo talked about his ultimate turn-on—as far as looking at girls’ hair is concerned: “I want it flowing, long, smooth and shiny. What turns me on is dandruff-free hair. When you see some flakes, that’s a turn off. I want it black, untreated, natural Filipina hair.”

We secretly wished he explained what causes dandruff in the first place.

‘Pirates’ sets new record

NEW YORK—The reengineered “Pirates of the Caribbean” sequel “On Stranger Tides” found its smoothest sailing overseas, where it took in a record $256.3 million at the international box office, according to studio estimates Sunday.

That surpasses the previous record foreign opening of the sixth “Harry Potter” film, 2009’s “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,” which earned $236 million internationally.
Walt Disney Co. said “On Stranger Tides,” the fourth “Pirates” installment, earned $90.1 million domestically. Its combined worldwide total is $346.4 million, the fourth largest global opening ever. AP

The Japs don’t want him

TOKYO—British comic actor Russell Brand was expelled from Japan on Sunday, his US pop star wife Katy Perry wrote on microblogging site Twitter as she arrived for a series of concerts.
“So … my husband just got deported from Japan,” Perry tweeted, saying that the reason for the action “was for priors from over 10 years ago!”
“I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place,” she added, without giving further details.
An immigration official in Tokyo declined to confirm her comments.

Perry is in Japan to play a series of concert dates in Tokyo, Osaka and Nagoya. AFP

Top of the talk shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (And why we are moved, if we are moved):

Ai Ai de las Alas on finally meeting Aljur Abrenica: “Nag-blush ako kasi binulungan niya ako, tapos nagulat ako! Gusto ko talaga siyang maging super friend!” (Aba parang dalagita ang lola ’nyo.)

Cherry Pie Picache, asked if she has already forgiven Baron Geisler for allegedly sexually harassing her: “Of course. But forgotten? ’Di ko pa alam. It’s too soon to forget … We’ll see.” (Hindi ba there’s also a saying, “Forgive but never forget”?)

Zsazsa Padilla’s message to life partner Dolphy, after being granted her annulment petition against estranged husband Modesto Tatlonghari: “Kung saan man dumating ang ating pagsasama, alam mo naman na talagang forever na ako nandito para sa ’yo. Nirerespeto ko ang kasal, pero kung sakali mang ’di tayo umabot doon, asahan mong nandirito ako para sa ’yo.”

Krista Ranillo on how being a mother changed her life: “Nagiging priority mo talaga ’yung family. Hindi ako makalabas ng bahay kapag hindi siya [son Nate Jacob] kasama, tapos parating nagwo-worry about him … Sa kanya na nagre-revolve ang buhay ko ngayon.” (Good for her.)

Dennis Trillo, asked if breaking up with Jennylyn Mercado was the most painful he has experienced: “Pinakamasakit? ’Di ko alam. Hindi ko lang in-expect na magiging ganun ka-public, na big deal ’yung isang pangyayaring ’yun na normal lang din namang nangyayari sa mga ordinaryong tao. Nagulat lang ako na kailangan pang lumaki ’yung mga ganung bagay.” (Painful for Jennylyn, ihagis ba naman siya ni Dennis para lumayas, according to Jennylyn herself.)

Luis Manzano admits dating Jennylyn Mercado: “Nagkasama lang talaga kami ni Jen when we started training together (Muay Thai and Jiujitsu). Hinahanap-hanap ko ’yung tawa niya … So far, everything has fallen into place … I am very, very happy.” (Good timing.)

Luis Manzano on people criticizing Jennylyn for being a single mom at a young age: “Nung pumasok si Tito Ralph sa buhay namin, my mom had me. So, kung hinuhusgahan niyo si Jen for having a son, at nagkataon na may papasok sa buhay niya, eh ’di parang hinusgahan niyo na rin ang mommy ko which is very, very unfair.” (Comparison is always odious.)

Jennylyn, asked if she’s ready to enter a new relationship: “Masyado pang maaga, ilang months pa nga lang. Marami akong kailangang asikasuhin. Kailangan kong unahin ’yung trabaho ko, ’yung pamilya ko. Hindi pa rin ako handa, pero alam kung naiintindihan ni Luis ’yan.”

Bea Alonzo, asked if she could fall in love with a married man: “No. Kasi it’s wrong, and I come from a broken family. I know how it feels na masira ang isang pamilya, and I won’t do that to anyone else.” (Good girl.)

Julia Montes on rumors that she and Enchong Dee have been going out for the past two months: “Hindi po. Wala po akong nababalitaan!”

Vice Ganda, asked if he believes that he’ll find a man who will love him: “Ang ganda ko para hindi mahalin ng mga lalaki! Saka nakapag-ipun-ipon rin naman ako kahit papaano!” (Careful, baka maubos ang pera sa …)

Mikael Daez, asked what his sexiest feature is: “Favorite ko ’yung jaw kasi ’yun lagi ang napapansin. Bago ’yung pangalan ko, ’yung panga ko muna kikilalanin!” (Pano kaya ’yun, “Hi Jaw”?)

Startalk, E-Live, Showbiz Central, The Buzz, and Allan Policarpio, contributor