Failure usually makes some celebrities mend their arrogant ways.
Not Rude Hunk.
Although RH was hit by a string of setbacks, he remained as haughty and self-absorbed as ever. Delusional RH thinks he is still a star—even though he was never that popular in the first place.
During a show biz gathering, RH acted like a huge prima donna. One of the invited insiders approached RH for a brief chat. RH rebuffed the poor guest and walked away.
Worse, RH is habitually tardy.
No wonder RH’s career is languishing in limbo.
Millennial mania
Grizzled Heartthrob is mid-lifing in a major way.
Deathly insecure, GH underwent a millennial makeover recently—sporting a trendy do and donning age-inappropriate clothes. GH thinks he can turn back the hands of time.
Is it because GH got entangled in a rather twisted affair with Youthful Personality?
Alas, GH is getting winded trying to keep up with YP’s dizzying lifestyle.
Well, GH is no spring chicken.
Perfect match
Sweet Starlet is now making beautiful music with Charming Cutie.
CC is smitten with SS.
People in the know claim that SS and CC make a perfect pair. The toothsome twosome has something in common, though.
SS is rumored to be hiding in the closet. SS prefers the company of people of the same gender. As luck would have it, CC is sexually ambiguous, as well.
Both are blissfully undecided about their sexual preference.
How modern!
Mutually beneficial
Seasoned Luminary shouldn’t act all surprised about losing High-Profile Project.
SL suddenly, and inexplicably, dropped out of HP. And everyone thought SL had it in the bag.
Is it because of Influential Celebrity, who is bankrolling HP?
SL and IC have a rather stormy past. Perhaps IC merely wanted to avoid yet another frustrating experience? SL was likewise spared from the Sturm und Drang of dealing with IC.
In short, it was a mutually beneficial parting of ways.
Instant mani-pedi
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Big Star comes up with all sorts of excuses to elude Strict Relative and meet up with Gorgeous Sweetheart.
BS would frequently ask permission from SR for nonexisting appointments in the nail salon. BS would bring along bottles of polish, cuticle remover and Merthiolate to the planned rendezvous with GS.
After canoodling with GS, BS would work on a fake mani-pedi—just in case SR would check.
Who knew BS could have had an alternative career as manicurist?
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Melai Cantiveros on her marital woes with Jason Francisco: “Wala namang perfect na relasyon, eh.” (Reality bites.)
Top male model Lucky Blue Smith on his recent visit to the Philippines: “There are a lot of Filipino fans who have been telling me to come here.” (Your wish is his command.)
Anne Curtis on her Unicef charity run for children: “I’m passionate about helping kids.” (Good gurl.)
Jessy Mendiola, asked if she and Luis Manzano are already in a relationship: “Hindi pa.” (No need to rush.)
Jessy on her bashers: “Hell, I’m the sexiest woman… Keep ’em coming.” (How modest.)
Alden Richards on being so meticulous about his bed that he sleeps on the floor at times: “Para hindi ko malukot ’yung kama!” (OC much?)
April Boy Regino on staying positive despite his deteriorating eyesight: “Lahat naman ay pahiram lang sa ’tin… Pero lagi akong may pag-asa.” (Hope springs…)
Sunshine Dizon on facing her estranged husband in court: “We’re fighting the good fight.” (Hell hath no fury…)
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