Scheming veteran plots vs conceited coworker
YOU SIMPLY cannot teach old dogs new tricks.
Scheming Veteran is still at it.
SV is deathly insecure, worried that Conceited Coworker, who’s too domineering, would take over a faltering project.
SV conscripted several hacks to disparage CC. While attacking CC, the minions also made it a point to prop up SV—whose cache is swiftly diminishing these days.
As luck would have it, another coworker, Vociferous Personality, ended up the big winner in this rat race.
VP’s star shone the brightest and was noticed not only by the public, but by the bosses, as well.
Meanwhile, SV and CC were left scrambling in the dark.
Rampage
Guess who went amok online recently?
Cantankerous Ingénue went on a verbal onslaught—assaulting a certain unnamed enemy.
The target of, and the reason behind, the rampage remained unclear even after the dust had settled. Apparently, CI was defending Beloved Kin from detractors.
Some netizens backed up CI, while others, as expected, were less than supportive.
CI is notorious for being a tad too opinionated. But in this case, keeping silent (and magnanimous) would be more advantageous—especially for BK.
Desperado
Seasoned Hunk has been feeling “deprived” of late.
Loveless SH was itching to get some action on the set.
Out of sheer desperation, SH turned to a Lowly Staffer for some “helping hand.”
Even though LS wasn’t exactly a stunner, SH still grabbed the opportunity to gratify a festering biological need.
SH took LS home for round two, three and four. Turned out, SH has a fondness for those who are not exactly good-looking. To be fair, SH was attracted by LS’ “scintillating” bod.
Different strokes for different folks.
Dressed to thrill
Speaking of quirks, Famous Pair has a kinky ritual in the boudoir.
Disgraced Luminary gets excited whenever Volatile Partner dresses up as different iconic figures. VP would frequently shop for all sorts of costumes, to fulfill DL’s lurid fantasies.
One time, DL requested for a certain cartoon character. VP scoured the metropolis to find the animated protagonist’s flouncy outfit and golden wig.
DL has always been flaky, but this bizarre proclivity just won the wacko lottery.
Foreign affairs
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Now, this celeb should be considered for the post, secretary of foreign affairs.
Hot Celebrity scored free tickets to the show of World-famous Performer from Gullible Impresario. HC claimed to be a huge fan of WP.
Before GI knew it, HC was able to slip past the cordon sanitaire and met WP backstage. Moreover, resourceful HC got an invite to the after-party.
GI later found out that HC spent the night with WP.
Well, HC is no novice when it comes to such hasty hook-ups. HC once had a scorching summer fling with Hunky Foreigner. Alas, HF was later unmasked as a perv with creepy predilections.
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
ANGEL Locsin
Angel Locsin on the real score between ex-boyfriend Luis Manzano and Jessy Mendiola: “Buhay na nila ’yan. Tinanggal na naman nila ako sa eksena, so dito na lang ako sa eksena ko.” (Ang lalim ng hugot!)
Jessy, asked about the issue: “I don’t think I should really comment on that.” (Smart move.)
LIZA Soberano and Enrique Gil
Enrique Gil on his relationship with Liza Soberano: “We treat each other like boyfriend and girlfriend—so yeah, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend!” (Whatever!)
JULIA Montes
Coco Martin, asked if he’s courting Julia Montes: “Sabi ko nga secret, e! ’Di naman ako kasing bata ng ‘JaDine’!” (Simple yes or no would suffice.)
Angelina Mead King on coming out: “I feel free; I feel me—so that’s a good thing.” (That’s all that matters in the end.)
JACLYN Jose
Jaclyn Jose on her colleagues’ positive feedback on “Ma’ Rosa”: “Nababasa ko, naririnig ko sa mga friends ko sa industriya na gustung-gusto nila ang film… dahil sa message nito.” (Very timely, indeed.)
Brillante Ma. Mendoza on “Ma’ Rosa’s” box-office prospects: “Hindi ito mainstream film, pero ako’y naniniwala na may audience tayo diyan… at makaka-relate sila.” (Hope springs…) TV Patrol, 24 Oras
