Colorful celeb badmouths frenemies over politics

ABS-CBN actress Jessy Mendiola was named as this year’s “sexiest woman” by men’s magazine FHM. INSTAGRAM PHOTO/senorita_jessy

They were the best of pals not so long ago… until politics drove a wedge between them.

Colorful Celebrity is at it again—badmouthing Glib Frenemy and Bubbly Kin. CC is apparently livid because GF supported Longtime Nemesis.

CC considers this the ultimate betrayal. To add insult to injury, GF’s Attractive Sweetheart also got involved. To think, CC was more than generous to GF and AS in the past.

Insiders insist, however, that the enmity between CC and GF has been festering for so long. Is CC threatened by GF’s success?

As for BK? Well, BK is merely a not-so-innocent bystander caught in the crossfire.

Speechless

Karma finally knocked on Haughty Personality’s door.

HP met a worthy opponent in Gifted Luminary, who isn’t known to mince words. Calling a spade a spade, GL demolished HP’s illusions with a barrage of insults. HP, who can be just as derisive, was left speechless.

Now, that’s a first.

HP couldn’t retaliate because truth was on GL’s side. HP’s attack dogs, including Petty Minion, were deemed inutile by GL’s onslaught.

Hah!

Budding diva

Witnesses were shocked by Giddy Upstart’s behavior.

From out of nowhere, GU threw a tantrum on the set.

Everyone in the vicinity was stunned. GU suddenly vented the befuddling wrath on Hapless Colleague, who was blissfully unaware of the goings-on.

Perhaps GU was exhausted, but then again, the rumors are hard to ignore.

Could it be that instant fame has gotten into GU’s head? Is this a case of too much, too soon?

Well-meaning friends should caution GU about such outbursts.

So unattractive, really.

Stoned silly

Perky Starlet seemed a bit dazed that day.

PS was blabbing incoherently during a gathering. Curiously, PS’ sweetheart, Rebellious Artist, seemed equally woozy.

The ditzy duo kept rambling throughout the meeting. PS and RA also had an inexplicable urge to gobble down everything in sight. It was the munchies, an observer surmised.

Perhaps PS and RA shared a puff of weed before proceeding to the venue?

They were obviously stoned silly.

Prodigal child returns

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Alluring Star is getting antsy.

AS wants to bolt from Current Company and return to Old Studio.

According to a mole, AS has sent feelers to former coworkers in OS. Seems AS isn’t satisfied with the way things have turned out in CC.

Since Gorgeous Rival is slowing down, AS thinks the time is ripe to stage a comeback in OS.

AS is also dismayed because offers have been scarce of late. AS suspects CC bosses are playing favorites.

But wasn’t that AS’ main gripe against OS before transferring to CC?

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Angel Locsin sa relasyong Luis Manzano at Jessy Mendiola: Masaya ako para sa kanila! (Swear!)

Si Jessy na nga ang pinakabagong sexiest woman in the country. (Rated H. For hot, hot, hot…)

But Angel insists: Ako pa rin naman si Darna! (Ding, ang bato!)

Jeron Teng at Jane Oineza may iba nang mga dine-date! (Moving on.)

Keempee de Leon tsugi na sa “Eat Bulaga.” “Tinanggal na nila ako… four months na po.” (Uh-oh.)

Ayon kay Cogie Domingo, nais niyang makasama sa isang project sina James Reid at Nadine Lustre. “Puwede daw kasi akong gumanap na daddy ni James.” (Papa, can you hear me?)

Kuwento sa amin ng kaibigan naming concert producer sobrang down-to-earth daw si Maine Mendoza at ang buong pamilya niya . (Good gurl.)

Andi Eigenmann tinalakan ang isang basher na sinita ang kanyang parenting style. (Afraid!)

Game na game si Erik Santos na kumanta sa wedding ng ex-GF niyang si Rufa Mae Quinto. (Sing siya ng “I went to your wedding”?)