Closeted cutie invests in aggressive insider’s future

It must be true love. Or rampaging libido.

A mole told Rushes that Closeted Cutie is smitten with Aggressive Insider—in spite of the dismal results of their doomed partnership.

Well-meaning critics have been advising CC to proceed with caution, because AI is notoriously user-friendly. “AI will stop at nothing and will step on anyone to attain success,” a spy remarked.

Still, CC is foolishly ignoring all the warning signs.

CC is so infatuated that he’s raring for a return engagement with AI. According to the grapevine, CC willingly invested in AI’s next venture—yet another losing proposition, naysayers predict.

Uh-oh.

Monster Inc.

Troubled Firm kept showering Returning Starlet with all sorts of projects.

The good fortune came to a screeching halt, however, after RS figured in an Internet intrigue that revealed her true colors.

RS is a monster in the making.

TF should have seen this one coming a mile away. After all, RS previously figured in catfights with fellow has-beens and even had the gall to throw her weight around during a corporate gig.

RS demanded star treatment when there were other bigger luminaries in the same show.

With dispatch, TF cut ties with RS.

Naked truth

After a string of sex videos starring handsome hunks, it’s Sweet Beauty’s turn to get entangled in the web of a cyber scandal.

SB’s naked photo went viral on the  net.

Was the revealing selfie taken in front of a mirror? Could it be that the photo was leaked without SB’s consent? Or was SB’s gadget hacked?

Although SB’s identity was hidden in the viral pic, it is only a matter of time before the crap hits the fan.

An insider laments the controversy because it can very well sabotage SB’s prospects in current studio.

From here to maternity

Seems Glamorous Star doesn’t have a single iota of the maternal gene in her taut bod. GS has been rejecting projects that require her to play a mom.

Is it a career move or a matter of vanity? In real life, GS unwittingly found herself cast in the role of guardian and caregiver to Influential Partner’s kids.

Still, GS insists she isn’t ready for parental duties—onscreen, at least.

These days, however, GS is singing a different tune. Perhaps GS can no longer ignore the ticking of the biological clock.

Yummy champ

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Among all the male celebs she has had a close encounter with, Scandalous Celebrity singles out Seasoned Hunk as her favorite.

Unlike the others whose shortcomings are unbearable, SH is quite impressive in the boudoir. SH is not only “gifted” physically, but is also a champ when it comes to hygiene and actual performance.

SC insists impeccably neat SH is indefatigable. That SH is “yummilicious”—from head to toe.

No wonder, another Controversial Personality went crazy for SH.

Top of talk shows

For those who missed last weekend’s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

JODI Sta. Maria

Jodi Sta. Maria, asked to choose between her two leading men, Ian Veneracion and Richard Yap: “Puwede both?” (Greedy much?)

ENRIQUE Gil and Liza Soberano

Enrique Gil, asked if he already has the “blessing” of Liza Soberano’s father: “Cool kami ni daddy.” (Daddy? Assumptionista much?)

Sarah Geronimo on taking a break from “The Voice Kids,” to focus on her health: “Hindi naman siya malalang sakit. Kailangan lang … bigyan ng atensyon.” (Health is wealth, after all.)

Elmo Magalona on telling screen partner Janella Salvador about his relationship with Janine Gutierrez: “It’s nothing to be worried about. Ako na ang nag-open up.” (Honesty is the best policy…  not fallacy, ha.)

Enchong Dee calls his love team with Kiray Celis,  “ChongKi.” (Sounds like an illicit drug.)

Ella Cruz on opening her own dance studio: “Lahat ng paghihirap ko… eto na!” (Excuse us, while we yawn.)

Dennis Trillo on his rumored split with Jennylyn Mercado: “Yung mga usap-usapan sa social media nadagdagan, nanganak.” (Moving on…)

Dennis assures fans that he and Jennylyn are doing fine: “Relax lang kayo, OK kami.” (Ay, ayaw mag-move on.)

Kiko Matos on his coming “fight” with Baron Geisler: “I’d like to talk about it and settle [the issue] with Geisler. But if he wants to push through, I cannot back down.” (Ito pa isa.) TV Patrol, Bandila, 24 Oras