Lovely starlet spotted ‘dating’ controversial celeb

Fans of Lovely Starlet should start praying that this rumor is a false alarm.

A mole allegedly spotted LS enjoying a dinner date with Controversial Celeb in a fab resto. Let’s just cross our fingers that CC is wooing LS as a possible endorser in the ongoing campaign.

Alas, the alternative is particularly ghastly. LS seems too naïve and vulnerable to get entangled in the web of CC’s machinations.

In the first place, why is CC hanging out with LS? Not only is CC married; CC’s old enough to be LS’ parent.

Ouch!

Row, row your boat

Speaking of “ex-” sightings.

Popular Star purportedly patched things up with Estranged Sweetheart in a top Asian destination.

According to the grapevine, PS whisked off ES and won her over with a deluxe vacation during the Holy Week. Curiously, PS was likewise seen with another Former Lover in the same touristy spot.

Is this a classic case of “namamangka sa dalawang ilog (rowing your boat down two rivers)?”

Merrily, merrily, life is but a dream?

Regrets only

Which leads us to another story…

ES was invited to attend a splashy event. ES waited for a long time for this particular occasion. But then, there are those pesky rumors about ES’ private life. For sure, ES might bump into inquisitive reporters in that gathering.

Curiously, the once-empty calendar of ES suddenly became fully booked. Inexplicably busy ES sent her regrets.

Promise?

Holier-than-thou Seasoned Personality goes around spewing Bible verses, spreading the message of love and understanding.

But then again, SP’s own home is fractured by divisiveness and hate. Worse, SP has a mean temper and disrespected Elderly Relative, who was too stunned to react.

ER is heartbroken because SP keeps snubbing another Helpless Kin.

SP has obviously forgotten where charity should begin.

Misery miss

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Sounds like a caricature, but Colorful Personality has been showing signs of spinsterly crabbiness recently. Coworkers blame CP’s nonexistent love life for the cranky and rude behavior.

A spy insists that CP hates encountering “noisy and smelly” people on the set. CP purportedly asked the staff to ban such undesirable characters in the waiting area.

Tarush!

ARCI Muñoz and Jake Cuenca

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Fans kinilig matapos mag-post ng isang simple ngunit super sweet na birthday greeting si Liza Soberano para kay Enrique Gil. (Baka langgamin kayo n’yan!)

“Photo scandal” ni Enrique kalat na, pinagpiyestahan sa Facebook. (It’s fiesta time!)

Arci Muñoz, sinisisi sa nawasak na love life ni Jake Cuenca. (Walang sisihan!)

Arci on her relationship with Brunei prince’s son: “We’re very happy.” (’Yun naman pala! Moving on…)

Regine Velasquez kinakabog ni Snooky Serna sa “Poor Señorita.” (That’s acting naman…not singing. Perfectly understandable.)