Beleaguered beau bullies sultry sweetheart

Not a few insiders were quick to blame Sultry Sweetheart for the messy state of her affair with Beleaguered Beau.

Clueless observers portrayed SS as a jinx. SS purportedly pushed BB over the edge.

Turns out, it really takes two to tango. BB is equally guilty in this dysfunctional dance.

BB frequently bullied SS who was too indecisive and weak-willed, a reliable source asserts.

SS didn’t dare go against BB who eventually went off the rails.

Tsk. Tsk.

Date rape

Long before the Bill Cosby scandal, Closeted Personality attained notoriety in the gay circuit for having his way with an unconscious date.

CP invited Handsome Heartthrob to dine at home.

After dinner, CP tricked HH into downing an entire bottle of wine—laced with something extra special to make his guest dizzy.

CP then ravaged tipsy HH. Shame, shame.

CP thought he hit the jackpot with HH who was straight as an arrow.

HH was not known for fooling around with swishy benefactors—unlike most of his contemporaries.

Waterworks galore

Colorful Celebrity is famous for being cheerful and chatty. These days, however, CC is often sullen and silent on the set.

CC is still grieving the loss of a precious friendship.

One night, however, CC dreamt of Long-lost Pal. In the reverie, CC saw LP just as sad.

LP was weeping buckets over their strained relationship as well.

CC was inconsolable.

Is it still possible to mend the broken pieces of CC’s heart?

All for show

Cantankerous Vixen’s latest shenanigan smells fishy.

Those in the know suspect that the commotion surrounding CV was concocted to resuscitate Faltering Project.

The conspirators couldn’t have pulled it off without a little help from CV’s Vivacious Colleague, of course.

Luckily, VC is just as unhinged as CV.

The proverbial crap eventually hit the fan and FP’s drumbeaters had a field day.

Hashtag: GimmickPaMore.

Noises off!

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

The staffers of High-profile Project are at their wits’ end. They are exasperated because Flamboyant Star is constantly trailed by a huge entourage.

They want to limit the number of visitors in the dressing room, but FS is quite chummy with the bosses.

Making matters worse, the groupies can be rowdy and rude—disturbing the peace on the set.

After all, the apple doesn’t fall far from the kaimito tree.

Top of talk shows

For those who missed last weekend’s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Cristine Reyes denies driving out costar Vivian Velez from a dressing room: “Kahit sino’ng kasama ko, ’di ko ’yun gagawin.” (Is there no end to this fiasco?)

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Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach on one of the things she misses: “I miss talking to the bekis … ’yung usapang baklaan!”(Gurrrrl, there’s Skype and FaceTime!)

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Liza Soberano on being noticed by international modeling talent scouts: “Originally, I wanted to be a model. In the future … I want to do it.” (Why wait?  No time like the present to check your prospects.)

John Prats on why he and Isabel Oli plan to name their baby “Lily Feather” or “Life”: “Frustration namin to have a unique name … parang light, soft.” (Poor kid. Just make sure you don’t give her a name that might prompt playground bullying.)

Alden Richards, asked if he’d allow himself to get upstaged by Jake Ejercito in the kalyeserye: “Hindi naman!” (Mamatey?) TV Patrol, 24 Oras