A mole swears that Retired Celebrity is rolling in dough.
RC, who shacked up with Controversial Personality ages ago, never had the chance to make a dent in show business. Still, RC somehow amassed (ill-gotten?) wealth—courtesy of CP, no doubt.
Here’s a head-scratcher: RC managed to buy prime property previously owned by Wealthy Clan.
RC and WC are neighbors in the same fabled area, that’s why.
Now, the harder question: Where did RC get the moolah to purchase said multimillion acquisition?
File under O for Obvious ba!
Accidental confirmation
Rushes spy was having a leisurely conversation with Industry Veteran.
Talk turns to Pretty Starlet, who was once IV’s pet. IV mindlessly mentioned that PS was involved in a torrid affair with Scandal Magnet.
Problem is, SM is married to Pugnacious Celeb.
IV just confirmed, quite accidentally, the persistent rumor about PS and SM’s illicit relationship.
Oops!
Real-life villainess
What a big surprise!
Screen Villainess is just as nasty away from the cameras. (Insert sarcastic smirk here.)
Apart from poor housemates, former lovers have been complaining that SV can be verbally and physically abusive.
No wonder Handsome Beau had to skip town when their affair went pfft. HB had to scamper as far away from SV as possible.
Afraid.
Video of the week
Once again, yet another salacious video of a male celeb is making the rounds in the gay circuit.
This latest viral vid involves Sporty Stud, who is supposedly a notorious ladies’ man.
It’s perplexing why someone as gorgeous as SS, who can very well hook up with anyone (female, male or whatever) he wishes, would fall victim to such a scandal.
Apparently solo, webcam videos are not limited to the lonely and homely.
Meat market
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Beleaguered Hunk is back on the meat market.
BH was once the favorite of Rich Gay. But RG soon dumped BH after meeting Charming Cutie.
Feeling abandoned and betrayed, BH was forced to return to his old sideline—peddling flesh.
Alas, BH had to drastically decrease his talent fee.
BH is no longer in demand, but his lavish lifestyle and vicious vices leave him no other choice but to turn tricks.
From left: Daniel Padilla, Kathryn Bernardo, James Reid and Nadine Lustre
Top of the tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
P1.3 million halaga ng kabaong na pinili ni Vice Ganda para kay Direk Wenn Deramas. (After all, he gave the comedian humongous hits.)
Naalarma sa pambabatikos ng mga netizens kaya biglang bawi si Maria Ozawa sa one-night stand kay Cesar Montano: Joke only! (Not funny at all.)
Derek Ramsay naaksidente sa taping ng bagong reality show ng TV5. “Grabe ang sakit, lumabas talaga ’yung laman-laman!” (TMI!)
JaDine, KathNiel fans tumitindi ang upakan sa social media. (Let the battle begin.)
Julia Barretto dapat bigyan ng mas seksing proyekto para makasabay kina Liza Soberano, Kathryn Bernardo at Nadine Lustre. (Desperate times call for desperate measures?)
AlDub Nation nabitin sa birthday party ni Maine Mendoza sa kalyeserye. (They should get used to cliffhangers by now.)