Glamorous beauty ends up in loveless union
THE AGONCILLOS: Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo with kids Lucho and Yohan
When she was young and innocent, Glamorous Beauty dreamed of marrying a knight in shining armor.
GB’s Prince Charming, however, metamorphosed into the Prince of Darkness.
GB’s biggest fear has come to pass and she has ended up in a loveless marriage.
GB’s Rich Spouse is a serial philanderer.
GB has no choice but to turn a blind eye to RS’ shenanigans. Is GB simply in denial that her fairy tale has turned into a horror story?
Poker face
Who knew Cantankerous Celebrity can be cool as a cucumber as well?
Notorious for going ballistic at the slightest provocation, CC was unusually serene when Long-suffering Partner missed a step and stumbled down to the ground.
Was CC dead calm or was it deadma?
Or has Botox overdose rendered CC’s face expressionless even when confronted by disaster?
Poker face, anyone?
Superstar wars
Popular Star is fuming.
Seems Old Frenemy is at it again—scheming to undermine PS’ latest endeavor.
PS is simply waiting for the right time. “If OF makes another wrong move, I will let the cat out of the bag,” PS threatened.
Persistent PS has sought the help of another Major Celebrity in this brewing battle.
Apparently MC also hates OF’s guts.
Fool for love
Pampered Insider is a self-confessed fool for love.
PI once got involved with Gung-ho Personality who was already committed to Colorful Celebrity.
GP and CC eventually parted ways and PI was blamed as the culprit.
Now, PI is supposedly eyeing Greying Wannabe.
GW was previously linked to Wealthy Benefactor, but once again PI was cast as the third wheel.
Talk about history repeating itself.
Inventive
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Vociferous Celebrity can win the Inventor of the Year award.
VC would regularly call up drumbeaters to instruct them to concoct various controversies.
“Invent an intrigue and then interview me so I can deny it,” VC told shocked publicists.
VC would frequently come up with all sorts of rumors, just to revive a moribund career.
Success!
With that one word, TV host-actor Ryan Agoncillo announced the birth of his second child Juana Luisa, or simply Luna, last Friday.
“Luna is out na,” Noel Ferrer, Ryan’s manager, told Rushes. “That’s the other face of show biz, in spite of our sadness after Kuya Germs’ death.”
Top of the tabloids
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
MMFF entry nina Coco Martin at Vice Ganda naka-P400M na sa takilya. (Results were supposed to be secret until after the festival’s run.)
Aiza Seguerra, Liza Diño posibleng triplets ang magiging baby; naghahanap na raw ng sperm donor. (Bongga!)
“Wowowin” mapapanood na araw-araw sa GMA 7; susugod na rin sa mga barangay. (Your show sounds familiar.)
True ba, Luis Manzano nag-propose na kay Angel Locsin, namanhikan na rin? (What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas?)
