Host: What makes you a good actor? Can you share secret tips with viewers who also want to learn?
Guest: It’s about honest feelings. To become good actors, they have to explode their feelings!
(Huwag—bawal na ang paputok ngayon!)
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Host: How can the DQ cases against some candidates be peacefully resolved?
Guest: For permanent solution, the courts have to clearly establish the rights of the findlings!
(—The w-what?)
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Host: Why have you stopped going to your family’s old house in the province?
Guest: Because we found out that it has ghosts.
Host: Ghosts?
Guest: Yes, it’s a hunted house!
(And the ghosts were “hunting”—for you?)
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Host: And where is the storm headed now?
Guest: The latest weather bulletin is that it’s going to the wetward direction.
(That’s no surprise—it’s a storm, right, with rain and everything?)
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Host: Do you have an advocacy?
Starlet: I do. I want to help animals—but, I have no time.
(That isn’t an advocacy—that’s a fantasy!)
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Host: Why did you file a case against (public official)?
Guest: Because, in my opinion, what he did to my relative’s case, he committed a grave of discretion!
(—Quote, unquote!)