Hot-headed hottie throws tantrum in public

It was not the first time for Hunky Hottie to throw a tantrum in public.

Apparently HH’s busy work schedule prevented him from fulfilling certain responsibilities.

With a hovering deadline, Impatient Insider decided to hire another person to finish the work HH left undone. When HH saw the finished product, he went berserk.

Unhappy with the haphazard result, HH stormed out of a splashy event.

Retaliation

It’s not that everyone remembers that nasty scandal involving Visiting Lothario and Vociferous Personality. And yet VL’s Avid Supporter recently launched a full-scale war against VP.

What gives?

Apparently, VL is still reeling from the radioactive fallout unleashed by VP. VL lost not a few jobs because of VP’s “illusions.”

Now, it’s time for VL to retaliate.

Big time.

Spaced out

At a recent gathering, Beleaguered Hunk showed up dazed and confused.

BH kept mumbling and the few times he was audible, he made no sense at all.

BH kept muttering non sequiturs and other outlandish notions.

BH was obviously spaced out that day. Insiders suspect BH is back to his old ways.

BH is in desperate need of intervention before it is too late.

Cruel love

No wonder Glamorous Celeb is insecure about the current status of a tumultuous affair.

GC’s supposed Long-suffering Partner has a mean streak.

LP purportedly told an associate that a breakup was in the offing; that LP would dump GC because she’s no longer a spring chicken.

As a result, GC traveled abroad, in search of the fountain of youth.

GC is deathly afraid that LP would soon find someone younger and lovelier.

Unpopular

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Cute Charmer felt seriously disturbed after a recent out-of-town gig.

While other young stars were greeted with rousing cheers from groupies, CC was largely ignored.

CC wants to know why fans are cold and distant.

Is it because they are turned off by CC’s brash and boastful ways?

Or is it because they don’t approve of CC’s shabby treatment of a Troubled Relative?

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Kris Aquino, pinilit maka-selfie si Barack Obama sa Apec dinner. (Walang nagawa ang secret service?)

Pagselos ni Maine Mendoza sa Russian model epektib; Alden Richards may promise kay Yaya Dub. (Abangan. Asawa ni…)

Jake Cuenca, adik na adik sa dyowang foreigner. (Better to be addicted to love…)

Umariba na naman ang mga laiterang basher; PNoy ginawang katawa-tawa, litrato itinabi sa dalawang Apec hottie. (You should see the one on the veep.)

Susan Roces patuloy na ipaglalaban si Grace Poe: God gave me you! (How very AlDub.)