Amiable hunk makes benefactor jealous

IT’S NOT Hunky Star’s fault that he is amiable and accommodating. HS is famous for granting every photo-op and autograph request from his fans. As expected, HS is equally warm and friendly to reporters, as well.

HS once bumped into Old Acquaintance in public. HS readily embraced OA like a long-lost friend.

Problem was, Influential Benefactor was nearby.

IB’s mood quickly turned sour.

Jealous much?

IB should take it easy. OA and HS don’t have a past. The guy is just too gracious for his own good.

Future diplomat

Stunning Star is a little too honest for Tinseltown.

Reporters asked SS what it was like working with Beleaguered Costar. Ever so diplomatically, SS quipped: “BC is a good actor!”

SS couldn’t find it in her heart to call BC a pleasant coworker or a decent human being.

Is it because BC is a certified monster?

Afraid.

Throwback tantrum

Perky Starlet reportedly gets upset every time episodes of her old shows are aired on TV. Worse, PS throws a tantrum every time someone posts a “throwback” photo online.

Could it be because PS looks substantially different then and now?

The latest cosmetic innovations have transformed awkward duckling into a gorgeous swan.

PS doesn’t want to be reminded of the past. Period.

Before and after

Here’s another head-scratcher:

Teen Star looks drastically different these days.

Keen observers suspect TS had work done—specifically, on her now pert and pretty nose.

Googling old photos yield a not-so-shocking discovery. TS’ old nose was considerably wider and bigger.

Perhaps TS merely wants to look like Pushy Parent who likewise went under the knife several times.

But then again, isn’t TS too young for such invasive procedures?

Miss Amityville

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Pretty Starlet used to be a notorious snob.

Reporters frequently complained that PS would ignore them whenever they bumped into her in public.

After being hit by a debilitating scandal, PS had a sudden change of heart. PS inexplicably became Miss Congeniality personified—greeting press people by name at gatherings.

Handlers have advised PS to be friendly so that the next time she gets in trouble, entertainment writers would be more understanding.

From Miss Amityville Horror to Miss Amity!

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in  the  Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sheryl Cruz walang kadala-dala, ayaw tantanan si Susan Roces. (You don’t want to make Manang
Inday angry.)

Video ni Kim Chiu sa Comelec mall registration kalat na; binatikos ng netizens. Pero rumesbak agad: ’Wag mag-judge kung ‘di n’yo alam ang buong istorya! (Do not judge Kim; she is not a book.)

Maine “Yaya Dub” Mendoza: Ginagamit ng lumad, sabi ng military official. (Last time we checked, there was such a thing as freedom of
expression.)

Panliligaw ni Benjamin Alves kay Kylie Padilla  naudlot: Mas  OK kaming friends! (All together now: Ho-hum.)