Crabby insider loses it over amnesiac star
CHATTY Insider was thrilled about working with Renowned Star.
Unfortunately, CI had a bad experience with RS, whose mind is no longer as sharp as before. RS now has a hard time memorizing kilometric lines. That CI was temperamental didn’t help at all, as RS would get more forgetful when nervous.
Still, CI couldn’t fire RS.
After all, RS’ participation lends prestige to an otherwise ho-hum enterprise.
Flamboyant Personality is on a warpath.
FP has been relentlessly attacking Has-been Celebrity and similarly Washed-up Figure online.
FP, HC and WF have had several disagreements through the years. HC and WF, however, have allegedly employed dirty tactics in retaliating against FP. HC and WF often hit FP below the belt, by zeroing in on their enemy’s physical attributes. Foul!
Notorious Insider ended up in hot water for supposed unscrupulous activities.
NI befriended wealthy, but equally Flaky Benefactors. NI wanted to turn a new leaf and somehow persuaded FBs to bankroll a High-profile Project.
NI wanted to be perceived as “mainstream,” so FBs hired Acclaimed Stars in the HP. Alas, HP wound up in limbo.
Flight Attendant has nothing but horror stories about Eccentric Starlet. ES was a royal pain on the plane.
ES was not only demanding, the unruly traveler has quite a potty mouth, too. Luckily, ES fell asleep after popping some pills during the long flight.
Perhaps ES was merely scared of flying.
Incognito no more
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Gorgeous Hunk is getting antsy.
In the past, GH often had to go incognito at the airport, by wearing a baseball cap and shades, to hide from fans.
These days, however, groupies ignore GH. They have found a new heartthrob in Handsome Upstart.
No wonder GH is feeling desperate nowadays.
Top of the talk shows
For those who missed last weekend’s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Mariel Rodriguez on her miscarriages: “God is in control—not me, not Robin, not any doctor.” (Sob.)
Jessy Mendiola on breaking up with JM de Guzman for a second time: “If it’s not good for us, then I’d rather not be in his life.” (Moving on.)
Sarah Geronimo on rumors that she and Matteo Guidicelli have broken up because of Shaina Magdayao: “Dumating na ako sa pagkakataon na isipin n’yo ang gusto n’yong isipin.” (Yes or no would suffice.)
Robin Padilla on turning over four firearms with licenses that are about to expire: “Maipakita natin na sumusunod tayo sa batas.” (Bad boy no more.) TV Patrol, 24 Oras, CelebriTV
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