Aging Playboy strikes out with Young Actress

Gerald Anderson and Kim Chiu: Together again?

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Aging Playboy is smitten with New Love. But why is he wooing Youthful Partner in his latest project? Fortunately, YP isn’t impressed with AP’s amorous overtures. She’s happily involved with Younger Hunk, that’s why.

Then again, it could also be because YP isn’t that interested in men. Is YH just a front then?

Business partners

Many thought Senior Hunk hit the jackpot when he hooked up with Gay Billionaire.

GB not only rewarded SH with a vital part of the empire; GB also gave SH a lucrative business venture that fetches a cool half-a-million a month.

But the law of karma works in mysterious ways.

Although SH is financially stable, he was struck with a potentially cash-draining problem. Sad but true.

Deal breaker

Biz Insider finally confessed why he broke up with Chatty Celebrity. Turned out, CC is addicted to the social networking site Twitter.

BI was irritated by CC’s constant tweeting—about every facet of their relationship. Apparently, BI values his privacy and has had enough.

But didn’t BI also gladly and willingly grant interviews left and right about CC at the start of their affair?

French exit

Shaina Magdayao

Pretty Starlet partied with pals at a posh club.

When it was time to pay the bill, no one at the table wanted to cough up cash.

PS tried to sneak out of the bar, but an eagle-eyed waiter spotted her and presented the bill.

PS, however, was broke. Embarrassed, she had to run to an acquaintance, who gladly lent her money.

Barred from the bar

Veteran Actress is well-respected in the industry for her acting talent.

She has since turned to the “spiritual” life, but she was recently spotted in a gay bar.

Worse, VA was cash-strapped during her visit and had to leave a promissory note. Alas, she is now banned at the gay bar.

Top of the Tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera and why we are moved if we are moved.

Bukod daw sa ginawang Cohen diet, Bea Alonzo namayat dahil kay Zanjoe Marudo. (Kayo naman!)

Ayoko kasi ng iba-iba ang boyfriend!—Bea Alonzo. (Fine.)

Isabel Oli: Sobrang cheesy si Gab Valenciano, grabe! (Is that a complaint?)

Regine Velasquez bibirit pa rin kahit manganganak na. (Is that a threat?)

Katawan ni Aljur Abrenica mabenta pa rin. (Where? How?)

Toni Gonzaga: Wala pang kasal-kasal! (E di … wala!)

Shaina Magdayao binuburo ng Dos?(And she’s pickled pink?)

Tigilan na raw ang paninira sa kanya, Lolit Soilis kay Lito Camo: Hindi ko siya tatantanan! (Afraid.)

Kaya raw napapadalas ang pagde-date, Kim Chiu, Gerald Anderson, nagkabalikan na. (Kilig.)

Noranians sa US, may reklamo sa TV5? (In spite of?)

Derek Ramsay walang arte kaya mabenta sa mga bading. (Dahil lang do’n?)

Say ni Susan Roces: May himala! (Spin a win!)

Shalani Soledad mahahawa ng kadaldalan kay Mariel Rodriguez. (Hindi siguro.)

Ate Guy, ER Ejercito ayaw nang magyosi. (Too late.)

Relasyong KC-Piolo, may sumpa? (Sumpa ba ang tawag do’n?)