ALICIA Keys feels “comfortable, sexy and strong ” in her jeans.
Hunky Lothario and Latest Girlfriend look like a picture-perfect couple on Facebook and Instagram.
HL’s Estranged Partner, however, would often spread rumors that the gorgeous sweethearts’ relationship is on the rocks.
EP would dispatch minions to gossip about HL and LG’s every quarrel, no matter how petty. A mole insists that EP’s intrigue-mongering is not exactly baseless.
HL frequently complains of feeling stifled because of LG’s fits of jealousy.
HL can’t help being a starlet-magnet.
Dragon lady
Popular Celebrity looks meek and delicate.
Turned out PC can also be fiery and fearless. PC has a scary temper, according to sources.
Meddlesome Ally made the mistake of overstepping boundaries and got a major tongue-lashing from PC.
PC and MA are on the verge of parting ways, an insider insists. MA is still reeling from PC’s one-two punch.
Punching bag
Stunning Starlet suffered in silence in the hands of Pugnacious Ex-hubby.
PE has a short fuse, that’s why. Unfortunately, SS often bore the brunt of PE’s fury.
One fine day, reporters unexpectedly visited the quarreling couple at home.
SS had to slather on concealer to hide her bruises. Alas, SS’ alabaster skin was often black-and-blue during her time with PE.
Mercifully, SS is no longer PE’s favorite punching bag.
Double duty
Vociferous Personality is getting nervous.
VP wants to safeguard relatives’ future, especially Beleaguered Sibling who has accumulated not a few enemies through the years.
VP’s brilliant solution?
VP has befriended BS’ frenemies, Stellar Celeb and Controversial Figure. VP’s other relatives are secretly aligning themselves with CF as well.
Better safe than sorry.
Most promising star
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Always perceived as eccentric, Grizzled Hunk has reached an all-time low.
GH is often spotted near universities, trolling for handsome young men. GH would approach cute coeds and promise instant stardom.
Needless to say, GH’s sweet words amount to nada.
GH, however, wouldn’t ask for cash or sexual favors, unlike other dubious talent scouts. GH merely enjoys pulling pranks on the naïve.
Must be because GH is still hopelessly hooked on drugs.
Alicia Keys’ jeans
As it launches its all-new women’s denim collection and Fall 2015 global brand campaign all over the world, Levi’s is also introducing its newest endorser-global artist, Grammy-award-winning singer-songwriter, producer and activist Alicia Keys.
Keys will lend her voice and style to the brand for the debut of its all-new transformational women’s denim collection. Celebrating women’s greatness in all fields, the new campaign highlights female individuality and style.
“When you are authentically yourself, you are so gorgeous and powerful… I feel the most confident, comfortable, sexy and strong in my jeans,” says Keys.
The Levi’s brand will showcase Keys’ unique personal style and individuality, and will also feature her powerful voice with “28,000 Days,” an exclusive song that is the soundtrack of the campaign.
Top of the Tabloids
The top show biz stories in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera this week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Marjorie Barretto on Dennis Padilla: “Iba ang sinasabi niya sa press, pero alam ko ang totoo!” (Truth or dare?)
Maine Mendoza nakiusap sa AlDub fans: “Huwag n’yo na akong bigyan ng regalo.” (No return, no exchange?)
Nadine Lustre, James Reid naka-1 million followers na rin sa Instagram. (Cyber couple of the week?)
Anak ni Sen. Grace Poe agaw-eksena sa press con ni Jasmine Curtis-Smith. (Namen!)