Perky Starlet rejects cutie, gets sacked

It was a major miscalculation.

Handlers of Perky Starlet thought they were in a position to be choosy. They rejected an offer to work with Foreign Cutie.

They surmised that being associated with FC was a bad move because he was previously involved in a salacious scandal.

PS’ minions assumed the organizers would side with them and dump FC.

Alas, it was PS who got sacked. After all, FC is a far bigger star and boasts more achievements than lackluster PS.

Skeletons

Like Popular Celebrity, Sultry Starlet and Pretty Ingenue nixed an offer to work with Seasoned Actor and Seductive Visitor.

SA was surely not the reason why PC, SS and PI turned down the lucrative assignment.

So why are they so afraid of SV?

Apparently, the trio’s handlers look down on SV, who openly chats about a rather checkered past.

As if PC, SS and PI have no skeletons in their respective closets.

Double duty

Showbiz Denizen is often spotted trailing Famous Personality around town.

SD shamelessly acts like a slobbering groupie in front of FP. But does FP know that SD behaves the same way around High-flying Rival, too?

Is SD torn between the two camps?

Or is SD doing double duty, spying for HR?

For sure, FP has SD all figured out.

Discomfort room redux

Gifted Celeb made the mistake of using the restroom in the studio.

For some strange reason, GC was stuck in the washroom for hours. Work was even delayed because GC refused to come out of the toilet.

Turned out, the flush didn’t work and GC wasn’t keen on leaving any evidence, so to speak. GC kept flushing to no avail and ended up sweating bullets out of sheer embarrassment.

GC had no choice but to run to companions who, in turn, sought the help of janitors who tidied up the mess.

Grimace

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

If there’s an award for being aloof, Teen Heartthrob will surely win the top prize.

TH was his usual crabby self during a big event that was supposed to be a thanksgiving party for supporters.

Giddy groupies asked TH for a simple snapshot that took all of 30 seconds of his time.

TH said yes, but when the fans saw the photo they were dismayed.

Grimacing TH looked as if he smelled something awful in the pic.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sigaw ng bagong boyfriend ni Mahal: Napapaligaya niya ako! (TMI, but good for you!)

Heart Evangelista sa pagtakbo ni Chiz Escudero sa 2016: Hindi ko talaga alam, at ayokong makialam! (Welcome to politics.)

Lovi Poe sa laplapan nina Heart at Rocco Nacino: Ang saya-saya! (Do you watch with popcorn and soda?)

Zanjoe Marudo: Hindi kasali si Paulo Avelino sa pinagdadaanan namin ni Bea Alonzo! (Moving on.)

Marian Rivera nakipagplastikan lang kay Lovi sa isang party. (Was it a Tupperware party?)

Angel Locsin, Judy Ann Santos, Dingdong Dantes, Anne Curtis nakiisa sa #MMQuakeDrill. (Great job!)

Sey mo, Kris Aquino, nanay ng dalawang anak ni Herbert Bautista super close na kay Ai-Ai de las Alas. (Pass the popcorn and soda…)

Ruffa Gutierrez sa dalawang anak: Hindi nila kailangan ng tatay! (Not when there’s lolo and many uncles!)

Willie Revillame minamalas; naapektuhan ng mga isyu tungkol sa pagsusugal. (Hmmm…)

Coco Martin hindi alam na tsugi na pala si Angeline Quinto sa “Ang Probinsiyano.” (What? No one gave him the memo?)

Kalat na: Bea nahuli raw si Zanjoe na nakipagtikiman sa ibang babae; pero pinakiusapan na huwag munang maghiwalay. (Uh-oh…We’ll need more snacks.)

Jennylyn Mercado, Dennis Trillo nag-iiwasan sa taping ng bagong teleserye. (But they cannot avoid each other in front of the camera.)