Closeted hunk lets loose with handsome playmate

Rumors have been swirling about Closeted Hunk’s true sexual orientation.

The idle chatter was momentarily silenced when CH went steady with Glamorous Celeb.

As expected, CH and GC soon split up.

Without missing a beat, CH was spotted painting the town red, pink and fuchsia.

A spy caught CH in a heavy make-out session with similarly handsome playmate in a smoky, seedy night spot.

Is this CH’s way of celebrating his newfound freedom?

Did CH feel suffocated during his time with GC?

No wonder CH is now letting it loose… in public.

Bad boss

Hunky Heartthrob is packaged as a down-to-earth, meek, kind-hearted man of the masses.

Nothing can be farther from the truth.

Workers claim HH can be cold and cruel—a veritable slave driver.

Worse, HH has a potty mouth and would unleash a barrage of invectives against erring employees.

Perhaps it is true what people say: You can take the boy out of the hood, but…

Although HH is now rich and famous, he once slugged it out in the mean streets of the city—hustling and fighting his way to the top.

Hag-iography

Greying Insider has a warped self-image.

Although no longer a spring chicken, GI still acts like a scorching hot sexpot around hunky men.

In the backroom of a decadent bar, GI stumbled on a rather steamy ménage à trois involving Sexy Personality, Nubile Nymphet and Macho Visitor.

GI wanted to join in the action. MV was scandalized.

As if performing an exorcism, MV screamed: “Get away from me, you old hag!”

Ouch!

How’s that for a rude awakening?

Crooked clan

The family that filches together…

Gorgeous Celebrity has a nasty case of sticky fingers

Turned out it runs in the family.

GC’s relatives cannot be trusted as well.

Alas, GC’s crooked clan was also involved in all sorts of illegal activities—but, on a much larger scale.

According to the grapevine, GC’s elders built their fortune by stealing from the poor.

Shame, shame.

Mass appeal

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Cute Performer has a unique strategy to impress girls.

CP would usually bring prospective girlfriends to cheap, crowded places, frequented by the hoi polloi.

CP wants his dates to witness how popular he is—that numerous fans would often pester him for snapshots.

CP basks in the attention and hopes the gals would get starstruck as well.

Why does CP prefer such inexpensive places for date night?

Well, the A-B crowd would never make a big fuss over CP.

Rated E for egotistical.

‘Swift’ help for sick fan

PHOENIX—A cancer-stricken Arizona girl who got a hefty contribution posted in Taylor Swift’s name has received thousands of additional dollars in donations from people wishing her a “swift” recovery.

A GoFundMe fundraising site for
11-year-old Naomi Oakes accumulated more than $73,000 on Thursday, far surpassing its initial goal of $30,000. The largest contribution was the $50,000 donation posted online a day earlier in Swift’s name. Since news of that donation spread, the site has gotten more than $6,000.

The girl’s family posted a video on social media earlier this week of Naomi referring to Swift’s single, “Bad Blood,” as her theme song as she battles leukemia. The family also said in the video that Naomi would have to miss a Swift concert because of her illness.

A spokesperson for Swift said the singer does not confirm charitable contributions. However, Swift has a history of sending money and gifts to fans. In January, she sent a fan a check to help with her student loans.

Along with the donation, the poster left a note calling Naomi “beautiful and brave.”

“I’m sorry you have to miss it, but there will always be more concerts,” the message reads. “Let’s focus on getting you feeling better. I’m sending the biggest hugs to you and your family.”

Naomi’s aunt, Andrea Percival, said that the entire family is appreciative and teary-eyed at Swift’s generosity.

“I think everybody is very grateful that she would take the time to do that when all they really wanted was just for her to acknowledge Naomi,” Percival said. “…this was completely unexpected.”

Percival said Naomi, who loves to sing and dance, was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukemia at a Phoenix-area hospital last month after bruises started appearing on her thigh and stomach.

Naomi was immediately hospitalized and will have to remain there for six to nine months, said Percival, for chemotherapy and other treatment. Naomi will miss Swift’s August concert in Phoenix. Her mother had bought tickets as a Christmas gift.

But the large donation and message have gone a long way to soften that blow.

“That someone with that celebrity status would go that far is amazing,” Percival said. “It’s just amazing.” AP

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in  the  Inquirer  tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Xian Lim tinawag na “Mr. Abs” ni Kim Chiu; magkasabay nag-aral ng skin diving para sa bagong serye. (Nice! The diving, not the abs. )

Swerte ni Luis Manzano … Angel Locsin tinanghal na Manila’s Sexiest Woman. (Well, well, well…)

Video scandal ni Baron Geisler kalat na; nagwala raw sa isang bar sa Pampanga. (Now, he cries discrimination.)

Kiray sa bashers: Kapag nilait nila ako, talagang gumaganti ako! Ang sarap, e! (Attention is what they want. Try ignoring them.)

Iza Calzado hiyang-hiya, nag-sorry kay Sarah Geronimo. (Apparently, it’s not the hardest word.)

Charice may planong pakasalan si Alyssa Quijano. Pero mag-iipon muna ako! (Plane tickets to Europe and the United States are costly, for a start.)

Kris Aquino kinawawa ng netizens dahil kay Maria Ozawa. (Pot, kettle… you know the drill.)

Nora Aunor,
Lotlot de Leon nagkabati na; nakasama ni Janine Gutierrez sa isang GMA 7 show. (Oh, happiness!)

Ipinagyabang sa madlang pipol ang 3 taong relasyon; bashers supalpal kina Angelica Panganiban  at  John Lloyd Cruz. (Hey, bashers are no match for this feisty girl.)

Bahay ni Kuya “nasunog” dahil sa matinding galit ng netizens. (If you don’t like what’s going on, you can always switch channels, ’di ba?)

Sigaw ni James Reid: Hindi kami naghalikan ni Julia Barretto! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

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