PAUL Soriano (left) and bride Toni Gonzaga got all glammed up for the big day. Photo: Oly Ruiz of Metrophoto
Here’s a steaming hot report straight from the United States:
Powerful Honcho was spotted in a famed tourist spot in a major metropolis.
In the arms of Youthful Companion, PH seemed to relish the anonymity afforded by traveling abroad.
PH and YC were extra-saccharine, indulging in all sorts of public displays of affection.
Perhaps noticing that there were a few Filipinos in the vicinity (including eagle-eyed Rushes spy), PH and YC suddenly disengaged, detaching themselves from each other.
Their curious change in attitude confirmed that it was supposed to be a secret tryst.
PH had no reason to hide anything. After all, PH is single and of age. Perhaps the same things cannot be said of YC?
Horror stories
Remember Arrogant Newcomers who irked Industry Veterans?
MATTEO Guidicelli has found his “one and only girl.”
Well, ANs are still at it and are on the prowl for new victims. ANs sought to join forces with Influential Insider.
A spy overheard ANs showering II with insincere plaudits. Those within hearing distance couldn’t help squirming, embarrassed by ANs’ fawning behavior.
Unfortunately, II consulted Trusted Minions about ANs.
The reports from the trenches were less than favorable. II was deluged with all sorts of horror stories about ANs.
Nipped in the bud
The once-promising future of Perky Starlet is in danger of being nipped in the bud.
According to coworkers, PS has become difficult to work with of late.
They blame PS’ budding “friendship” with Brazen Insider, who is a negative influence. The bosses have intervened and made sure to separate the two.
Stubborn PS, however, continues to hang out with BI on the sly, causing unnecessary delays and tension on the set.
Even PS’ Feisty Relative is helpless. PS refuses to listen to elders’ well-meaning advice.
That was how PS’ career met its end before it could even begin.
Rabid fan
Perhaps advisers should remind Boisterous Celeb that you could express admiration for your idol without putting other stars down.
BC praised Bubbly Personality to high heavens. Nothing the matter with that, until BC started spewing venom against BP’s perceived rivals.
BC berated Admired Colleague for being imperious and Glib Coworker for being mediocre.
BC should realize that even BP would shudder at such blind, and rabid, idolatry. BP would surely disapprove of BC’s rants.
Walk of shame
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Celebrity couple’s union seems doomed from the start.
DANIEL Matsunaga has stumbled on love (and a thriving career) in the Philippines.
When they go malling, Kooky Starlet is invariably friendly to fans, granting everyone’s requests for snapshots.
KS’ Hot-tempered Partner, however, would snub the groupies, pretending to be in a rush.
Worse, whenever they are in public, HP would make sure to walk several steps ahead of KS. HP would often treat KS like a nanny. Pals think HP is ashamed to be seen with KS, that their relationship is just for show.
Daniel’s dream
Brazilian-Japanese hunk Daniel Matsunaga is a true Pinoy at heart.
Winning in the reality show “Pinoy Big Brother All In” has allowed Daniel to fulfill his dream to be a businessman, as franchise owner of the Frutas Group’s Buko Loco.
For Daniel, Buko Loco is the perfect business concept because it matches his active, urban lifestyle.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Rhian Ramos naniniwalang hindi kasalanan ang pakikipagrelasyon sa kapwa babae o lalake. (Memo to the more conservative members of our society…)
All glam ang pre-wedding pictorial nina Toni Gonzaga at Paul Soriano. (Lights, camera, action!)
Daniel Padilla hindi na kokontra sa pagbabalik-show biz ni Karla Estrada. (Mommy just wants to have fun.)
RHIAN Ramos defends the LGBT community.
Paulo Avelino laging nabubulol, lamon na lamon ni Jericho Rosales. (Eating contest ba ito?)
Jackie Forster walang paki kahit bastusin ng dalawang anak. (Harsh…)
Daniel Matsunaga: Nakita ko na ang babae para sa akin! (Uuy!)
Basag na bintana sa bahay, konektado sa paghihiwalay nina Angelica Panganiban at John Lloyd Cruz. (Connect the dots?)
Aiza Seguerra bumilib kay Nyoy Volante; type sumali sa second season ng “Your Face Sounds Familiar.” (Join!)
Matteo Guidicelli: Hindi po si Sarah Geronimo ang dream girl ko, she’s my one and only girl! (Are you listening, mom and dad? )
Matapos ibandera na gusto niyang manirahan sa Amerika; sigaw ng netizens kay Kris: Umalis ka na at huwag ka nang bumalik! (Tempting, but no comment.)