Kooky Celeb now knows that it can be dangerous to mess with colleagues.
In a moment of unbridled passion, KC made the mistake of fooling around with Wacky Costar.
Alas, WC’s Possessive Handler got wind of the indiscretion.
PH, who was a tad powerful in the biz, put KC on a blacklist.
For years, KC couldn’t find work because of PH who knew which strings to pull.
As luck would have it, clueless KC sought PH’s help.
PH could only snicker in silence because KC still didn’t know about the longtime boycott.
Was the ban finally lifted?
Well, PH’s wings are considerably clipped these days so KC can open shop once again.
Rare sighting
Beloved Insider has been reclusive of late.
BI disappeared from the scene for a while, to recover from a major illness, a mole relates.
At a recent gathering, BI made a rare appearance for the love of Dazzling Protégée.
BI gladly returned to the world of show for DP.
A spy recounts that BI blames the stress and negativity of the biz for the ailment.
Steering clear of toxic personalities likewise allowed BI to bounce back.
Good for BI.
Blind ambition
Handlers would like the public to believe that Glib Celebrity is articulate and smart.
A former mentor, however, reveals that GC is quite the opposite.
In class discussions, GC had the tendency to mouth off inane ideas in analyzing history.
GC was blinded by the parochial self-interests of relatives and could not be objective in tackling historical events.
No wonder GC sounds flighty whenever asked about raging political issues.
Still, GC remains fearless in tackling serious matters.
GC’s ambition knows no bounds.
Strange reunion
Feisty Insider once had a messy confrontation with Sexy Nymphet.
FI was livid. The enmity was understandable because SN had a fling with FI’s Flirty Spouse.
It took Charming Hunk to separate FI and SN, who almost ended up in a bloody catfight.
Years later, FI bumped into SN.
Curiously, SN has become a religious fanatic who wants to convert everyone—including FI.
What a strange turn of events.
Not-so-great pretender
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Filipinos who are based abroad visited Noisy Personality on the set.
Unfortunately, NP was in a foul mood that day.
Claiming to be sick, NP declined photo requests from the visitors.
The guests were befuddled because every time the camera was rolling, NP would be giddy and loud.
Between takes, however, NP would suddenly turn gloomy and somber.
They asked: Was it all for show?
After all, NP was never known as a convincing performer.
Top of the Talk Shows
For those who missed last weekend’s “Startalk” on GMA 7 (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Benjie Paras’ birth anniversary greeting to Lolit Solis: “Happy birthday! Nag-iisa ka lang talaga! Ikaw lang ang kilala ko na kapag niregaluhan, ay ireregalo din sa iba ’yung regalo!” (Reuse, recycle, re-gift. Lots of people do it.)
Kylie Padilla, who’s currently dating Matt Henares, on what makes a relationship strong: “Trust and communication.” (They’ll be just fine.)
Diana Zubiri, who recently married her Filipino-Australian boyfriend Andy Smith, asked if she plans to have a baby soon: “Hindi pa … two years pa! Gusto muna naming i-enjoy ang isa’t isa. No rush. Pero kung ibibigay, okay lang naman.” (Good for you, then!)
Diana, asked what more she could wish for: “Gusto ko lang mag-stay ang relationship namin the way it is right now.” (That’s all up to the two of you.)
Freddie Aguilar on daughter Maegan Aguilar reportedly being in a relationship with a 61-year-old guitarist: “Okay lang ’yun, basta maligaya siya…Wala namang problema. Basta ang hangad ko ay ikaliligaya niya. Hindi natin sila mapipigilan kung ano gusto nilang gawin sa buhay nila.” (Sounds family … familiar pala. Well, Maegan is no longer 16.)
Jovie Albao, Freddie’s wife, on Maegan’s newfound love: “Kung masaya siya, bakit hindi. Ako nga nu’ng 16 ako na-in love sa 61 years old.” (Unlike this girl. Talk about history repeating itself.)
Meryll Soriano on being friends with ex-boyfriend Bernard Palanca: “We owe it to our son na okay kami because at the end of the day… Bernard is the father of my son… Hindi na uso ang away-away. At kung ano man ’yung problema namin dati, tapos na ’yun.” (How mature of you.)
(Startalk)