Scandalous celeb, flamboyant gay slug it out over cute guy

ENRIQUE Gil

Scandalous Personality, who clearly has violent tendencies, reportedly had a nasty confrontation with Flamboyant Insider over a handsome guy.

Judging from SP’s social media page, the bone of contention is Hunky Celeb, who was previously linked to FI.

Tellingly, HC does have quite a number of photos in SP’s website. Years ago, there were persistent rumors that FI gifted HC with expensive luxury items… until SP entered frame.

When FI and SP crossed paths in a bar, all hell broke loose. FI suddenly turned macho and slugged it out with SP.

All in the name of love.

The ensuing melee could rival the Pacman-Mayweather prizefight, according to befuddled witnesses.

Bankrupt

Enterprising Celebrity left abroad because of a family emergency. He left a promising venture in the hands of Proactive Friend.

The project went bankrupt.

Upon returning, EC had the company audited and found a slew of anomalous transactions. Turned out, PF connived with Devious Spouse.

EC decided not to file a case against the couple to avoid a devastating scandal in their tight-knit community.

RHIAN Ramos

Two-timing friend

At a recent show biz event, Seasoned Thespian was spotted chatting with Fearless Icon.

ST was overheard commiserating with FI, who was complaining about Brazen Enemy, who just happened to be in the same gathering.

Later in the night, after FI left, ST surreptitiously sat beside BE in one corner. ST was seen listening intently to BE, who obviously had a mouthful to say.

Was ST spying for FI or trying to get on BE’s good side? Perhaps ST merely wants to hear both sides of the story.

Publicity hungry

At every industry party, Pushy Has-been is seen bugging photographers for a snapshot.

Embarrassed shutterbugs have no choice but to indulge PH though they know the photo will end up in the trash bin.

Controversial Newsmaker is just as audacious. Straight-talking CN bumped into reporters a while back and was the first to ask if they were interested in a quick chat. Ambush!

Girl fight

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Pretty Starlet is notorious among colleagues for being mean on and off the set.

Alas, she met her match in a schoolmate. PS often snubbed, or made snide remarks about, fellow students.

LIZA Soberano

Infuriated Campus Bully dragged PS into an empty classroom and scratched, slugged and slapped her silly.

Then CB warned PS not to blab, at the risk of a return bout.

Back in rehab

LOS ANGELES—Liza Minnelli has returned to rehab for treatment of substance abuse, her spokesperson said this week.

Scott Gorenstein said in a statement, “She is making excellent progress at an undisclosed facility.” He declined to give details. Reuters

Divorced soon

LOS ANGELES—Actress Paula Patton, 39, was granted a divorce on Tuesday from the “Blurred Lines” singer Robin Thicke, 38, after nine years of marriage. The legal split goes into effect on April 14. AP

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sey ni Bimby kina Kris at Darla tungkol sa mga beki: “Gentlemen don’t date bakla!”

Idol din si P-Noy pagdating sa pag-aasawa: “Ayoko ng malandi!” (Precocious kid.)

Basagulerang fan nina Daniel at Kathryn may masamang balak kina Nadine at Liza: Buhusan ng softdrink at batuhin ’pag nakita sa fastfood. (This calls for a new definition of “fan.”)

Tunay na relasyon nina Kathryn at Daniel nabuking habang nasa beach. (Did we need to be told?)

Melissa napilitang mag-sorry kina Andrew at Rey, umamin sa kasalanan; kasong isasampa ng Cebu Pacific tuloy pa rin. (Milking it, guys?)

Melissa idiniin ng saksi sa airplane scandal: “Lasing siya!” (Puede!)

Vice Ganda umaming may bagong dyowa: “Yes, I’m in love!” (Speechless kami.)

Rhian manahimik ka na lang, kayang-kaya kang wasakin ni DJ Mo! (Huh? Wish niya lang. You go, girl.)

KATHRYN Bernardo and Daniel Padilla.

Jennylyn umiwas sa iskandalo kaya di sumipot sa kasal ni Patrick Garcia. (Okey na yun.)

Zayn Malik nag-quit sa 1D, gustong maging normal ang buhay. (Not fired for breach of contract?)

Valerie Concepcion may “sugar daddy” na government official. (Malaki na siya.)

Yeng 2 taon pa maghihintay bago buntisin ni mister. (Hey, language!)

Enrique Gil pinaglaway ang mga beki, naghubad sa Instagram. (Hey!)