On night of rumored collapse, Aquino in joking mood–Kris

Further dispelling rumors that President Benigno Aquino III collapsed on Friday night, presidential sister Kris Aquino said that her brother even found a way to rib her about the way she talks.

Kris posted on her Instagram account Tuesday night her text exchange with Aquino where the President sent her a joke which he said reminded him of her.

READ: Palace denies rumor Aquino ‘collapsed’

Screengrab from Kris Aquino’s Instagram account

Aquino’s text read: “This reminded me of you. What if conyo lahat ng nasa Pilipinas?”

Magnanakaw 1: Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!

Magnanakaw 2: Make suko! We made you napapaligiran!

Impeachment trial: You are so asar! I’m galit na to you!

Newscaster: OMG! I have hot balita to all!

Pasahero 1: Sir, payment!

Pasahero 2: Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!

Karpentero: Can I hammer na the pokpok?

Magtataho: Taho! Make bili na while it’s init. I’ll make it with extra sago.

Pulubi: Knock, knock! Pa-beg.”

To which, Kris replied, “Ang weird. You texted me right at the moment I was praying Rosary for you. As in 4th mystery now! Pauwi kami from taping in Pampanga”

Aquino then said, “When I first got that, ikaw ang naalala ko.”

The TV host-actress retorted, “Okay, I don’t know if I should be touched, flattered, or just laugh.”

Aquino quipped, “All of the above. Drive safely.”

“Conyo” or “coño” is a vulgar Spanish word, but loosely used in Filipino to describe how young members of affluent families or college students speak. They sometimes speak in a mix of English and Filipino.

Kris said that she posted the text exchange because she kept “hearing the utterly baseless and senseless story about my brother having collapsed Friday night.”

“Napakalinaw na super okay si PNoy (Aquino’s nickname) nu’ng Friday because ‘di ba nakuha pa n’yang pag-tripan and spoof how I talk,” Kris further said.

(It’s clear that PNoy was super okay on Friday because as you can see, he was able to rib me about and spoof how I talk.)

On Saturday, a TV reporter tweeted that a source informed him that Aquino had collapsed.

The Palace immediately quelled the rumor, citing that even Aquino said “there is no such thing.”

Displaying his dry sense of humor, Aquino said that he was “happy for the first time” with his thinning hair because of the rumor.

“For the first time, I was happy that my hair is short because it will show if I have stitches. I tried to feel my head, there’s no bump,” Aquino said. IDL

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