Coco Martin is getting ready for married life.
As they say, “Hell hath no fury… ” Insiders insist that Scandalous Personality’s erratic behavior was sparked by extreme jealousy. “Fatal Attraction” meets “Magnificent Obsession.”
A mole says SP went bonkers upon learning that Estranged Partner had found a new love in Youthful Charmer.
SP is no match for YC, who looks like a certain Hollywood celebrity. As though to add insult to injury, YC is well-educated, from a decent family and, the source adds, mentally stable.
Ouch.
Unforgiven still
Industry Insider has yet to forgive Erring Lover. This is understandable.
II pulled out all the stops to build up EL. Still, flirty EL was abusive and often strayed during their time together. II called EE a gold digger, a desperate has-been.
II’s fury extended to EL’s Former Flame who was dismissed as a dimwit.
II hit the bull’s eye. Twice.
Highest bidder
Real-life drama for sale?
Show biz denizens are aghast that Enterprising Relatives are supposedly benefiting from Beleaguered Personality’s misfortune.
There are insinuations that ERs hit the jackpot with a slew of exclusive deals. It was ghastly, considering the circumstances. Tears cost extra, a spy related.
Denials came swiftly and furiously.
Then again, who would admit to such a lucrative, if dubious, venture?
Exploitation
Well-meaning observers are worried. Seems Young Star is overworked and overexposed.
Concerned Relative blames YS’ Pushy Parent, but keeps mum.
However, if PP carries on, expect CR to raise hell. Abangan.
Battling gays redux
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Remember the budding gays who quarreled on the set of a high-profile project?
Turns out, Handsome Hunk has a huge ax to grind against Cute Heartthrob, who made the mistake of hooking up with HH’s ex-boyfriend.
During an out-of-town gig, HH had a meltdown after learning that CH and his erstwhile beloved had vacationed in the same resort. Back at work, HH went ballistic and took it out on CH’s hapless assistant.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Coco Martin pinaghahandaan na ang pag-aasawa; hinihintay si Julia Montes. (Honestly?)
Baby ni Cristine Reyes ligtas na; nailabas na sa ospital. (All right, guys, let’s leave that baby alone now.)
Pamilya Revilla bumilib sa tapang ni Jodi Sta. Maria, talbog ang nurse sa pag-aalaga kay Jolo. (Again, we implore the readers to not regard this like a teleserye.)
Bong, Jodi sinisi sa pagkabaril kay Jolo Revilla. (Who were both not there.)
Pagkatapos guluhin ang relasyon nina Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo; Kalat na: Jasmine Curtis-Smith “inahas” si Paulo Avelino kay KC Concepcion, huli sa aktong magka-date. (Speechless.)
Kumalat na “photo scandal” nina Paulo at Jasmine pineke. (Ayun, o!)
KC takot, ayaw pang ipakilala si Paulo kay Gabby Concepcion. (Kahit alam na ng world?)
Matapos tanghalin bilang “The Voice” season 2 champion; Sarah Geronimo lumuhod sa harap ni Jason Dy: Puwede siyang isabay kina Sam Smith at Beyoncé! (You mean that wasn’t spontaneous?)
Lagot ka Matteo Guidicelli: Piolo Pascual handa nang makahalikan si Sarah G. (Hindi naman siguro … lagot.)
Anne Curtis takot gumiling nang naka-bra at panty; Maja Salvador game na game sa hubaran. (Challengers try harder.)
Hollywood actor (Hugh Jackman) pinagtripan si Gretchen Fullido, nilandi-landi. (That’s a euphemism.)
Dingdong Dantes binastos daw ng direktor at producer; John Lloyd Cruz damay. (Ano na namang pakulo ’yan!)
Bwelta ng maka-Xian Lim kay Joey Salceda: Bakit Diyos ka ba? (Sagutin mo, Gob!)
Enrique Gil nagtapat na kay Liza Soberano: “Oo, gusto kita!” (Talk about open-ended. “Gusto kitang… i-blowout? Utangan?”)