Peers ignore arrogant celeb’s accident

Arrogant personality smashed into a glass door at the studio. It didn’t break, but AP got a nasty bump. Quite tellingly, no one helped; colleagues secretly snickered.

Obviously, peers don’t like AP. When AP got entangled in a recent scandal, no one from the workplace expressed concern.

AP’s career is in limbo. Bitter Rival told Rushes that AP had it coming. “That’s one conceited jerk,” a mole ranted. Harsh.

Laugh trip

Glamorous Star attended a splashy event, where she witnessed a mishap.

High-profile Insider fell off a chair right in front of shocked GS, who just stood there laughing herself silly. As in, wa poise.

Fallout

Pretty Starlet figured in a scandal with Maverick Personality. Turned out, MP’s real sweetheart was PS’ Naïve Relative. Yes, fishy.

Vice Ganda threatens to resort to witchcraft after disappointing Miss U results. ARNOLD ALMACEN

A supporter related that NR was too trusting and allowed MP unlimited access into the family home. Predictably, MP overstepped his bounds.

When things took an ugly turn, creepy MP didn’t lift a finger to protect PS.NR was furious but afraid to speak out, so PS suffered the fallout.

Boring druggie

Straight from Hollywood:

Studio execs are pulling out all the stops to hype up Lovely Newcomer. After all, they have placed their bets on Mammoth Project, top-billed by LN.

Problem is, LN has not been cooperative. At a recent glittery event, LN declined to pose for photographers on the red carpet. She also refused to give interviews.

Well, reporters didn’t exactly mind, having decided that LN was dumb and dull, interesting only when drunk or high.

All bark

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Noisy Personality can be pugnacious in public, criticizing everyone, including Former Flame. In fact, he has been quite relentless in badmouthing FF.

FF’s Present Beau confronted the tattletale. NP was suddenly at a loss for words. Well, he didn’t stand a chance; PB becomes very intimidating when provoked.

Fassbender as Jobs

LOS ANGELES—Filming got under way in San Francisco on a new biopic about Apple cofounder Steve Jobs, with Hollywood’s Michael Fassbender playing the role of the mercurial computer pioneer.

Sources told Agence France-Presse on Thursday that the German-Irish Fassbender, 37, took on the title role in the movie “Steve Jobs” after it was turned down by Leonardo DiCaprio and Christian Bale. The screenplay is being written by Aaron Sorkin, who won an Academy Award for his script for “The Social Network,” about Facebook and its cofounder Mark Zuckerberg.

Heart Evangelista says fiancé Chiz Escudero saved her. RICHARD A. REYES

The movie is being directed by Danny Boyle, best known for “Slumdog Millionaire” and “Trainspotting,” and is scheduled for release next year. AFP

No hard feelings

NEW YORK—Rocker Tom Petty says he never threatened to sue Sam Smith over the latter’s smash hit “Stay With Me” and agreed that similarities to his own “I Won’t Back Down” were coincidence.

The vocal melody in “Stay With Me” is highly similar to that in “I Won’t Back Down,” which appeared on Petty’s 1989 album “Full Moon Fever,” his first without his backup band The Heartbreakers.

Smith was born in 1992. His representatives said he had not been familiar with the song. AFP

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Marian Rivera: Hindi dapat sukatan ng talino ang husay sa pag-i-English. (Korek! Please tell the Bb. Pilipinas people!)

Karla Estrada ayaw gayahin ang diet ni Sharon Cuneta: “Okay na ako sa katawan ko!” (Indeed. Whatever floats your boat.)

Gustong ipako sa krus dahil sa pagkatalo ni Miss Philippines; Manny Pacquiao pinagmumura ng mga galit na bading; Lea Salonga rumesbak. (Baka si Lea ang mas match kay Mayweather.)

Sa pagkatalo ni MJ Lastimosa sa Miss U ; Vice Ganda: “Baka di ako pumasok sa ‘It’s Showtime,’ may kukulamin lang ako! (And did it work?)

Hirit ni Ruffa Gutierrez: “Ito na ang worst Q&A ever!” (As in? Ever?)

Dingdong Dantes niresbakan ang mga nang-aalipusta kay Marian. (Like a good husband should.)

Sobrang nasaktan nang pabayaan ng ABS-CBN; Empress Schuck: Ayoko nang mag-artista! Pero binigyan daw ng bagong pag-asa ng GMA 7. (Sige, girl, let’s see.)

True ba, Coco Martin, Julia Montes palihim na nagde-date? (Bakit naman dapat ilihim?)

Gerald Anderson minulto sa Baguio: May mga naramdaman talaga ako! (Plural pa, o.)

Heart Evangelista kay Chiz Escudero: Siya ang nagligtas sa akin! (This can go so many ways. Tread lightly.)

Matapos mabalitang engaged na kay Direk Paul Soriano, Toni Gonzaga inisnab ang sariling birthday party; may matinding problema. (Uh-oh.)

Jennylyn Mercado, Raymart Santiago posibleng maging magdyowa; pinag-iingat kay Claudine Barretto. (UH-OH.)