Sexy star hooked on unavailable men
Sharon Cuneta has lost some weight. INQUIRER PHOTO
Sexy Star is hooked on men who are not available. She likes a bit of a challenge, obviously, seducing men away from their girlfriends or wives.
SS successfully lured Hot Charmer out of Sweet Celeb’s arms. But SS soon got tired of HC and dumped the guy. She was eyeing Hunky Dude, who is already involved and has a child.
SS had some trouble scoring with HD and wound up with another Dashing Personality, who has a family, too. This interlude swiftly went pfft as well.
Finally, SS got to hook up with HD. But now that SS is on the other side of the fence, will karma catch up with her? Will a homewrecker ruin SS’ happy life with HD?
Sales men
Closeted Hunk, product of a reality show, vanished briefly from the scene. CH was rumored to be the kept man of Rich Benefactor.
CH inevitably broke up with RB and is now living with Macho Cutie. Problem is, MC is not as financially stable as RB.
There is talk that CH and MC are forced to sell all sorts of stuff to make ends meet. And, to maintain their lavish lifestyle, a mole says, they have turned to the oldest profession.
Love offering
Gay Performer will do anything for love.
GP had to fight for his boyfriend, Newcomer Stud.
Intimate scenes of Jolina Magdangal and Marvin Agustin get a rousing ovation.
Attractive Neophyte almost came between GP and NS. But GP prevailed and NS had to cut ties with AN.
To keep NS busy, GP got him a job in a prestigious project. It was also GP’s way to keep his eyes on NS. Plus, the talent fee kept NS loyal… for a while.
Undecided
This tattletale comes straight from Hollywood:
Popular Star’s supposed romance with Leading Man was concocted by their respective publicists—ostensibly to drumbeat a mammoth project.
Alas, PS found love in Mature Insider—an illicit affair that led nowhere. Is it because PS remains undecided about her true gender?
PS has shacked up with Pretty Lass, and we don’t mean they’re just roomies.
Nadine Lustre is criticized for, they say, looking like her partner’s older sister.
Shortcomings
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera.
For most casual observers, Cute Hunk looks as if he is brimming with self-confidence (that smooth swagger!).
Turns out, CH is compensating for certain shortcomings. Former Flame, a notorious kiss-and-tell from a show biz clan, blabbed to pals that CH, far from well-endowed, is a disappointment where it counts.
To cover up his insecurity, CH hides under the cloak of arrogance.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Alex Gonzaga naospital na nga, inalipusta pa ng netizens. (Girl, idobol-ded mo silang lahat.)
Kris, nanay ni Elmo Magalona pinayuhang bisitahin si Kuya Germs. (Dapat lang. And get well soon, sir.)
Laplapan, bed scene nina Jolina Magdangal at Marvin Agustin sa bagong kabit-serye ng ABS-CBN pinalakpakan. (Amazing what gets applauded these days.)
Kahit 31 taon nang nagsasama… hindi tutulad kina Aiza Seguerra at Liza Diño; Boy Abunda walang planong pakasalan si Bong Quintana. (To each his own. Next!)
Alex Gonzaga got bashed even while she was sick.
Onemig Bondoc sa ex-wife: Hindi niya kayang maging nanay! (Oh wow, this should be interesting. Pass the popcorn.)
KC Concepcion baka matulad kay LJ Reyes, dapat mag-ingat kay Paulo Avelino. (This, not so interesting.)
Relasyong KC-Paulo peke, pilit na pilit ang pagiging sweet. (Parang ’yung… gano’n?)
Paulo ilang beses nang nag-I love you kay KC. “Pero naiinis siya kasi iba ang isinasagot ko.” (Word of advice: If you don’t love him, set him free.)
Kris Aquino ipinagyabang ang matataas na grado ni Bimby. (Better that than his movie outgrossing “Spider-Man.”)
Jennylyn Mercado umamin: Ilang beses nang nagpakabaliw sa lalake. (Ows? Wait, we know this.)
Nadine Lustre ang chaka ng katawan, mukhang ate ni James Reid. (Aray.)
Sharon Cuneta ibinandera ang payat na katawan sa birth anniversary party. (Yes!)
Cristine Reyes emosyonal nang makita ang “ultrasound image” ng baby. (Define “emotional.”)
Kathryn Bernardo niregaluhan ni Karla Estrada ng mamahaling kuwintas. (Define “mamahalin.”)
