Star’s fading looks blamed on vices
KC CONCEPCION wants a guy who shares the same faith.
Not a few observers have noticed that once Gorgeous Star is quickly losing her famous good looks.
Various vices are to be blamed, according to a mole.
GS drinks like a fish.
No wonder she often looks bloated and haggard after a night of partying. GS has a healthy appetite, too.
Alas, GS smokes like a chimney to boot.
She was spotted chain-smoking in the VIP lounge of an airport.
When someone pointed out that nicotine could result in yellowish, tarnished teeth, GS went berserk.
She can’t seem to accept that she is no longer a spring chicken.
It’s only a matter of time before GS is forced to play mother roles.
Her 15 minutes of fame are definitely over.
CRITICS see politics in the Marian Rivera-Dingdong Dantes prenup video.
Down and out
To her credit, Veteran Performer reported for work though she was besieged with all sorts of problems.
Agitated, VP couldn’t focus on the job at hand.
Someone suggested that VP take a doctor-prescribed sedative to stabilize her moods.
That was a mistake.
VP ended up practically useless. She became lethargic, moving like a turtle on drugs.
But, the show must go on, since it would be expensive to cancel the shoot and reset it the following day.
Now, that’s certainly a downer.
Diet dictator
Don’t let his boyish good looks fool you.
Handsome Hunk turns out to be a nasty boss.
HH reportedly treats underlings on the set shabbily, ordering them around like his personal servants.
VICE Ganda’s movie attracted a VIP—a very important politician.
HH’s assistant had it worse when his boss had to go on a diet. HH forced his poor staffer to go without food as well.
Misery loves company.
Creative accounting
Industry Insider reveals the dirty tricks played by Sinister Celebrity’s camp a few years back.
Before the end of the working day, SC’s project was trailing behind three others in the box-office race.
The following morning, II was surprised to see SC’s enterprise leapfrogging over competitors.
II cornered Showbiz Veteran, a rabid supporter of Hapless Star who fell victim to the creative accounting of SC’s handlers.
II asked SV how HP was handling the betrayal.
ANGEL Locsin is nervous about meeting her boyfriend’s mom.
SV merely shrugged, conceding that HP was “powerless” opposite SC’s minions.
Hide-and-seek
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seasoned Performer is just as stingy as Former Partner.
During the holidays, SP and FP would hide from friends and godchildren to avoid the gift-giving tradition.
SP and FP would claim that they were vacationing abroad.
Truth be told, SP and FP would usually be holed up (separately, not together) somewhere out of town.
Every year, they go to such great lengths to elude people during the season of glad tidings.
Bah, humbug!
Top of the Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Sistema sa bigayan ng sinehan inireklamo; Kris Aquino, Vic Sotto, Vice Ganda sinisi sa mahinang kita ng ibang pelikula sa MMFF. (Ah, this is traditional, too!)
NAYSAYERS called Alex Gonzaga’s album an “insult to OPM.”
P-Noy pinanood ang 4-D version ng “Feng Shui 2.” (Holiday break.)
Pati pangulo ginamit para kumita ang “Praybeyt Benjamin 2”; panonood ni P-Noy sa MMFF entry nina Vice Ganda at Bimby sa sinehan binatikos. (Eh kasi…)
KC Concepcion sa ideal man: “Gusto ko Kristiyano at handa talagang pakasalan ako!” (Someone wasn’t?)
Regalo ni Derek Ramsay nu’ng Pasko kay Krismay initials ni Herbert Bautista. (Uh, “Hewlett Backard”?)
Prenup video nina Dingdong at Marian Rivera paghahanda raw sa Eleksiyon 2016. (Ayan na nga ba, eh.)
Jennylyn Mercado na-shock nang manood si Sarah Geronimo ng “English Only, Please.” (Walang ganyanan.)
Jennylyn, Lotlot de Leon napaiyak… waging-wagi sa MMFF awards night. (Oks lang yan, girls.)
Jake Ejercito nagsawa na sa kadramahan ni Andi Eigenmann. (And here we go again.)
Angel Locsin inaatake ng nerbiyos sa paghaharap nila ni Ate Vi sa 2015.
Album ni Alex Gonzaga hinarang… malaking insulto raw sa OPM. (No wonder. Este, no comment.)
