Alluring Actress was shocked to hear about Noisy Celeb’s latest crude remark that Renowned Compatriot was in fact less-than-honorable. NC, understand, is afflicted with a chronic case of foot-in-mouth disease.
AA, another victim of NC’s sneering sarcasm, felt NC was out of line. NC once hinted that AA was just after Present Lover’s money.
If there’s no logical explanation for NC’s negativity, how about a psychological analysis? Looks like NC is projecting her unsavory disposition on others.
Hopeless case
How do you solve a problem like Pretty Boy? He is pleasant to look at and very popular, but can’t act his way out of a wet paper bag.
PB’s incompetence has been causing delays and all sorts of hassles on the set. Costars and crew members can only suffer in silence.
The studio is definitely coddling PB, who also hides behind Famous Partner’s skirt. If not for FP, he would have been sacked long ago by impatient studio bosses.
Poison letter
Rushes earlier received a suspicious e-mail saying that Stunning Starlet was dating rich, graying Married Man.
Attached were several photos, including one of the couple supposedly having dinner. A little investigation yielded a similar photo: SS and MM … with Lovely Celebrity.
Turns out, LC—who was clumsily photoshopped out of the e-mailed pic—was with SS and MM on that “romantic” rendezvous. The jury is still out as to whether SS and MM are indeed having an affair. But it’s clear that someone is waging a hate campaign against SS.
It could be SS’ Bitter Ex.
No touch policy
Backstage at a splashy event, Dashing Hunk shared a dressing room with Closeted Cutie and other handsome models and actors.
DH didn’t make a big fuss of being stuck there with CC, who seemed a tad too interested in their scantily clad roomies.
When DH learned of the rumor about CC’s gender, he figured out the gay guy’s inexplicably cheerful mood that night.
“CC can look all he wants, as long as he doesn’t touch the merchandise,” quipped DH.
Selective vision
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera.
Perky Starlet’s prima-donna ways are getting worse.
TEEN stars James Reid and Nadine Lustre entertain fans in a Robinsons mall show.
PS bumped into reporters at a coffee shop. She snubbed them and went about her merry way. When a feisty newshen let out a scathing remark about that rudeness, PS approached the slighted scribes’ table and explained: “I didn’t see you po, tito … tita.”
Tito and tita could only mutter, “Ay, plastic!”
Rockin’ Rob
James Reid and Nadine Lustre, stars of the hit movies “Ang Diary ng Panget” and “Talk Back and You’re Dead,” entertained fans at the recent #IpanemaSelfeet Sunday at Robinsons Ermita.
Mane event
US salon brand Matrix recently held the one-day-only event 8-Inch Cut for Cancer Challenge. Some 50 hairstylists from David’s Salon helped more than 400 women cut and donate at least 8 inches of their hair to special beneficiaries, children with cancer.
LOVI Poe still feels dad’s love through her half-sister Grace and his dad’s wife, Susan.
The event yielded over 3,000 inches of hair, which will be turned into wigs for the children. Those who wish to donate hair to the cause may drop by any of 25 select David’s Salons until Dec. 31.
Top of the Talk Shows
For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
- Iya Villania, asked if husband Drew Arellano was supportive of her transfer to GMA 7: “Whatever makes me happy.” (So make sure you’ll be happy.)
IYA VILLANIA the foodie is glad that her hubby is a wiz in the kitchen.
- Iya on having a baby: “Mga 2016 mag-try na kami, hopefully in 2017 andiyan na [ang baby].” (Planning often makes perfect.)
- Iya on what she discovered about Drew after marriage: “Magaling siya magluto—ako, kumakain lang!” (Lucky girl.)
- Grace Poe-Llamanzares on her first meeting with half-sister Lovi Poe: “I was touched; she was so sweet and pretty … but siyempre it was awkward, ’di ba?” (Always.)
- Senator Grace, asked if she approves of Lovi’s boyfriend Rocco Nacino: “Hindi ko kilala, pero nakita ko ang litrato—very cute.” (Which isn’t always a good gauge of anything. )
- Lovi on Senator Grace: “Through Tita Susan [Roces] and Grace, nafi-feel ko pa rin ’yung love ni Papa.” (Aww…)
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