No cool guy, it turns out: Hunk has mean streak

KATHRYN Bernardo and Daniel Padilla are embroiled in a “kissing” scandal.

Hot cutie has a mean streak. His latest meltdown was triggered by a joke that Seasoned Personality cracked.

A source says HC stormed out to the parking lot, where he was seen kicking the tires of his own car. Maybe he needs a course in anger management.

Is it because his supposedly blooming love life is falling apart? Is this why SP’s remark offended him? Well, SP is very close to HC’s girlfriend.

It never lies

At a recent show biz shindig, Closeted Performer was caught eyeing Handsome Hunk, his expression one of longing.

A shutterbug caught the moment. Busted!

Karma chameleon

The secret of Flamboyant Celebrity’ success is badmouthing colleagues.

FC managed to snatch several projects from Uncompromising Colleague.

Bad karma came knocking on FC’s door via a new endeavor that bombed big time.

Late bloomer

MAXENE Magalona will play a nurse-rapper.

Veteran Insider seems a bit dazed. On a chance encounter, a Rushes spy inquired about VI’s Long-Suffering Spouse. VI blurted out that they had separated. Apparently, LS could no longer stand VI’s behavior.

In spite of his advancing years, VI is still hooked on vices. Plus, there is a rumor that VI just came out of the closet. A late bloomer!

Mirror cracked

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Perky Starlet’s attitude problem turned off Filipino fans abroad.

A group approached PS for a souvenir snapshot. When the fans checked out the photo, they saw that PS had a blank expression—like she was unhappy mingling with ordinary mortals.

We think PS has just had too many cosmetic enhancements and can’t smile without ripping.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Angelica Panganiban hinarang sa “Amor Powers,” mas bagay si Sharon Cuneta. (On what basis of comparison kaya?)

Maxene Magalona gaganap na nurse-rapper sa MMK. (That should ring a bell.)

Matapos masugatan ang anak sa school bus accident, hamon nina Carlene Aguilar at Dennis Trillo: Managot ang dapat managot! (Makibaka!)

Ryan Agoncillo, alam mo ba ang tunay na feeling ni misis?; Juday Ann Santos: Parang sinisilihan ang puwet ko! (Let’s not go there.)

Liza Soberano papalit sa tronong iniwan ni Kristine Hermosa sa ABS-CBN. (Uh, congrats?)

Matteo Guidicelli sure na sure: Piolo Pascual hindi kayang landiin at ahasin si Sarah Geronimo! (Kami rin sure!)

MAJA Salvador is being blamed for Gerald Anderson’s career woes. photo by richard reyes

Sapatos na regalo ni Kris Aquino kay Boy Abunda nagkakahalaga ng P80K. (No comment.)

Kilikili ni Joshua ipina-botox ni Kris. (Noooo comment.)

Sigaw ng netizens: Gerald Anderson minalas ang career mula nang maging girlfriend si Maja Salvador. (That’s right, blame the girl.)

Totoo kayang may kinalaman sa kasal?; Bea Alonzo, Zanjoe Marudo naghiwalay na; pero bawal daw umamin. (Eh kasi nga…)

Charice inalipusta na naman, kamukha na raw ni Andrew E. (Andrew is much… taller!)

Billy Crawford kay Coleen Garcia: Gusto ko siya na ang maging misis ko! (Put a ring on it, dude, sige nga!)

Mas masuwerte pa si Karla Estrada dahil kumanta sa stage; Faith Cuneta bagsak agad sa “The Voice,” di na umabot sa Blind Auditions. (Wait until the auditions air—you’ll see.)

Pati mga artista idinamay sa kaso ni VP Jejomar Binay; Richard Gomez bumula ang bibig sa sobrang galit kay Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV. (Let the games begin!)

Banta kay P-Noy: ’Wag pumunta sa kasalang Marian Rivera-Dingdong Dantes. (Baka ma-mob ng fans? O baka di ma-mob ng fans?)

“Kissing scandal” nina Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla sa ibang bansa kalat na. (What’s wrong with kissing? Next!)