Remember Handsome Hottie who flirted recklessly with fellow hunks backstage at a splashy event?
A gym buddy says HH’s behavior has been erratic since he broke up with Macho Model.
HH and MM were inseparable, working out together and raising not a few eyebrows. Their shower-room shenanigans scandalized prudish peers.
Things took a turn for the worse when HH started exercising by his lonesome, looking crestfallen.
Fast forward to the here and now: Seems HH is wasting no time, eyeing another gym buddy.
That is called bouncing back.
Circus attraction
All of Showtown was stunned by the revelation that former Cute Heartthrob has joined the oldest profession.
CH was built up as a wholesome teen idol years back, which led the poor lad nowhere. So he chose a drastic change of image and reinvented himself into a sexy screen stud.
On social media, he posted scantily clad photos of himself, with provocative messages.
And now comes this scuttlebutt, courtesy of Industry Veteran, that CH is turning tricks to supplement his meager earnings.
CH has built a steady market, too, said IV, on account of his rather prodigious gift and mind-boggling acrobatic skills.
Fishy fiasco
Is it possible for Hunky Star and Influential Personality to have a falling out?
They used to be thick as thieves. HS was the apple of IP’s eye, until a debilitating fiasco—for which HS blames IP—got in the way.
Is this why IP pulled the plug on HS’ project? Then again, the whole intrigue sounds suspicious.
Was it a setup?
After all, HS’ misfortune will benefit rivals, who are only too willing to please IP and other benefactors.
Fool for love
Mole is certain: Closeted Performer is a drama queen.
CP fell head over heels in love with Charming Colleague. CC, for a while, tolerated CP’s obsessive behavior.
It was a combustible combination.
Soon enough, CC got tired of CP’s eccentricities and ran away with Gay Lover. Despondent, CP sought professional help.
Turn off
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
No wonder Sultry Starlet dumped Brazen Hunk.
BH turned out to be a drunk. When he had one drink too many, he would challenge strangers to a bar brawl.
Curiously, BH was aggressive only if his target was timid. If anyone put up a fight, BH backed down.
SS was soon fed up.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Heart Evangelista gagamitin ang magulang para talbugan ang kasal ni Marian Rivera. (How is this supposed to benefit anyone?)
Heart, ex-manager ni Marian pinagtulungan ng bashers. (Fans! Huwag nang maki-epal.)
Dingdong Dantes sa away nina Lovi Poe at Erik Matti: Ayaw ko na ring makialam, pero alam ko ang totoo! (So, better to jump in?)
Ariel Rivera fresh na fresh pa rin, parang ’di tumatanda; ipinasa na kay Michael Pangilinan ang dating titulo. (May titulo siya?)
Angelica Panganiban, Derek Ramsay kinasuhan ng concubinage. (Inakup.)
Naipit sa trapik dahil sa matinding baha at ulan; Sam Milby, Angeline Quinto, Gerald Anderson, Maja Salvador nakiangkas sa mga motorista para umabot sa airport. (Sino naman ang hindi mag-aangkas kay…Gerald?)
Vice Ganda bibigyan na rin ng Walk of Fame ni German Moreno. (Isang buong Walk of Fame all his own? Wow.)
Kuya Germs pabor sa paglipat ni Willie Revillame sa GMA 7: Welcome siya rito! (Uh.)
Jake Cuenca, Ronald Singson muntik nang magrambulan? (Jake, think of New York.)
Charice ’di kailanman binarubal ang ina kaya suwerte pa rin. (Let’s not forget she’s actually talented, OK?)
Richard Gomez laging pinagtitripan si John Lloyd Cruz noon sa “Palibhasa Lalake.” (May punchline ba ito? Parang wala. Next!)
Dalawang women’s group saludo sa tapang ni Coco Martin. Say ni Coco: Sa lahat po ng nasaktan ko, sana’y mapatawad n’yo ako! (Next time, think things over before…you know.)
Totoo ba, concert ni Toni Gonzaga nilangaw? (Moving on…)
Direk Paul Soriano walang balak mag-propose kay Toni. (Labas na tayo dito.)
Trip-trip lang: Andi Eigenmann, Jake Ejercito parehong baliw sa pag-ibig. (Sana nga, sa pag-ibig lang.)