Backstabbing celeb finds match
VICE Ganda (left) poses for a snapshot with Starmobile president Ulysses Lao.
Observers cannot but notice the enmity between Controversial Celebrity and Glib Coworker.
Equally venomous, they are worthy opponents.
CC is envious of GC’s youth, recent successes and happy romantic life. CC drops snide remarks about GC – a favorite backhanded compliment concerns the latter’s svelte figure.
Is CC insinuating that GC has an eating disorder? Or is it because CC seems to be losing a protracted battle of the bulge?
GC retaliates by reminding everyone of CC’s advancing years.
Meltdown
Glamorous Beauty is not exactly a blushing novice. But on the day of a sexy shoot, she suddenly got cold feet and made a scene.
GB went down on her knees, like a virgin being forced to disrobe, and asked a stunned relative: “Why do I have to do this?”
Everyone on the set was dumbstruck. GB is way too mature for such a meltdown.
Boycott!
Show biz insiders unanimously vote Stunning Starlet The Worst Coworker—rude, smart-alecky, given to sarcasm.
SS instructed staffers to stop fans from taking her photo on the set, saying, “I’m deglamorized in this movie. I don’t want photos of myself, without makeup, circulating online.”
When the press visited another movie set where SS was working, no one wanted to chat with her. They went for Veteran Entertainer instead.
DANIEL Matsunaga receives ceremonial key to his new condo.
Smells like a boycott.
Fan mentality
Flamboyant Personality has always been stingy. When FP was new in the biz, making ends meet was a real problem.
One night, FP hooked a handsome guy in a mall. Penny-pinching FP picked a decrepit motel—the type with bedbugs and ceiling fans.
In the middle of some earth-shaking acrobatics, the fan fell on FP and the poor hunk.
FP ended up spending more to have bloodied date stitched up in the hospital.
Now, FP is deathly scared of ceiling fans.
‘Unkabogable’ endorser
TV host-comedian Vice Ganda on being reappointed official endorser of Starmobile gadgets: “This is my third year with the company. I’m very proud of how much the brand has grown. Now I can make people happy, not only with my jokes, but also by telling them about the latest among these Pinoy-brand smartphones.”
Daniel’s condo unit
The P2-million condo unit that PBB Big Winner Daniel Matsunaga received, along with cash and business franchises, is in Amaia Steps Novaliches, a contemporary mid-rise Ayala Land project.
SHARON Cuneta jokes that she will run… away from people who want her to join politics.
Thanking executives of Ayala Property Management Corp. and Makati Development Corp. Matsunaga said he was especially excited about the amenities—a swimming pool, basketball court, clubhouse and garden.
Unrecognizable
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Guess who the center of attention was during a recent splashy event?
When Reality Discovery sashayed in, people couldn’t help gawking and gossiping. RD looked different!
Revelers surmised that RD had gone under the knife—again.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Sharon Cuneta tatakbong mayor ng Pasay; Dingdong Dantes gustong maging senador. (Please don’t.)
ENCHONG Dee finally introduced girlfriend to the public. RICHARD REYES
Marian Rivera vs Heart Evangelista: Tumitindi ang bangayan… pabonggahan ng sapatos at wedding gown. (Please stop.)
Ara Mina kay Cristine Reyes: Sabi ko, ako muna ang mabubuntis, next year na siya! (Please.)
Daniel Padilla nilait-lait ni Mo Twister. (Inggit na, bitter pa.)
Angelica Panganiban kay Angel Locsin: Walang karapatang mag-comedy. (Judgmental ka, ’teh?)
Matteo Guidicelli inindiyan ni Sarah Geronimo sa Star Magic Ball, inggit sa mga magdyowa. (Sarah is not a Star Magic talent. ’Yun lang.)
Enchong Dee inirampa ang GF para patunayang di siya bading. (’Wag trying hard.)
