Show biz insider sacrifices art for newbie’s sake

NETIZENS bash Bangs Garcia because of new beau. JILSON SECKLER TIU

It’s a pity when mainstream excesses seep into the indie scene.

A spy says Showbiz Insider, smitten with Attractive Neophyte, made sure to build up AN in a new project.

AN was given prime exposure and showered with media attention. SI went a step further, adding a dramatic moment for AN. The additional scene didn’t do AN any good. She was doing well, in fact, until that emotionally charged highlight exposed her glaring limitations.

People should learn to quit while they’re ahead.

Collective arrogance

Is arrogance a corporate policy in Major Studio?

Acclaimed Performer was ecstatic to receive an inquiry from MS. AP waited for months before the project finally pushed through.

AP gave up other promising assignments to accommodate MS’ offer. When the cameras started grinding, MS execs gave AP the walking papers.

AP’s performance purportedly failed to meet MS’ expectations.

But MS is hardly known for its (beautiful but bland) stars’ exceptional portrayals.

Cranky duo

Turned out, Popular Personality is not all that warm and affable.

Staffers in a hospital got a dose of PP’s crabby attitude. PP snubbed the employees who only wanted a souvenir snapshot. Worse, PP was rude and snooty.

Pretty Entertainer’s Diminutive Husband was just as boorish. Showbiz Denizen asked to take PE’s photo. DH made it known that he was bothered by the simple request, which took all of one minute.

JM DE Guzman: Did fame drive him to drugs?

Partners in crime

Top Honcho has an unsavory track record in the biz. TH conspired with Veteran Artist and filched millions from High-profile Celebrity’s company.

Over half of the budget earmarked for a Failed Project went to the pockets of VA and TH. Now, TH is back on the scene, living the high life and bullying hapless minions.

Missing

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seasoned Stud has been scarce of late, and rumors about the unexpected disappearance are plenty.

There is talk that SS has shacked up with Rich Benefactor abroad. But, a mole insists that SS is recuperating from a sexually transmitted disease. It’s unclear whether SS got the illness from a female or male lover.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

MOMMY Dionisia is not serious about boyfriend.

JM de Guzman nalunod sa kasikatan kaya nalulong sa droga. (He’s not the first and he won’t be the last.)

Tinraydor daw ng dating manliligaw; Alex Gonzaga kay Ryan Bang: Ayoko nang ipilit na maging friends pa kami!. (E ’di… ’wag.)

Richard Gomez walang kupas ang pagiging “hot papa.” (He’s aging well, yes.)

Matteo Guidicelli, Sarah Geronimo nagkaroon ng matinding away? (Welcome to…relationships.)

Kris Aquino pinaplastik lang si VP Binay. (May naniniwala kaya? Show of hands, please.)

Arjo Atayde  kinilabutan nang makaeksena si Sylvia Sanchez. (Kami rin kaya?)

Sayang ang love team nina Aljur Abrenica at Kris Bernal. (If they got to be Guy-Pip, Sharon-Gabby or Daniel-Kathryn, then it’s sayang.)

Bangs Garcia bagong dyowa ni Phil Younghusband, nilait ng netizens. (Inggit lang sila.)

Mommy Dionisia: May boyfriend ako, pero hindi ko sineseryoso! (Way to go.)

Paalala ni Pacman: Sakit lang sa ulo ’yan! (And he would know because…?)

Erich Gonzales, JC de Vera, Enchong Dee patalbugan ng akting. (So JC’s move to ABS was a good one?)

Enchong Dee: Kailangan ko nang magkaanak pero ayoko ng kasal! (Come again?)

Buwis-buhay na dance number ni Iya Villania sa “ASAP” nag-trending. (Worth it ba, ’teh?)

Matapos tawaging tamad ang isang PBB housemate; Kim Chiu kinuyog ng galit na galit na netizens. (Haist!)

Deniece Cornejo, Cedric Lee ayaw talagang patawarin ni Vhong Navarro. (He’s not faultless here, but can’t blame him.)