Combative celebs fight over rich patron

ANNE Curtis is on the same list as Hollywood A-listers. JILSON SECKLER TIU

Showbiz Insider is on a warpath and Seasoned Celebrity is the not-so-innocent target. Turns out, SC has been badmouthing SI in front of Wealthy Patron. SI suspects that SC wants to hog the cash that WP routinely showers on friends.

SI demands, “Why does SC call me a freeloader? I’m not the one who brings my entire family, including driver and yaya, when WP invites us to dinner!”

Worse, SI bristles, SC and the entourage line up for cash at the end of those dinners.

We’re waiting for SC’s retort. This skirmish will get uglier.

Rated C

Pugnacious Celeb’s high-profile project was rejected by Local Firm. PC and team didn’t miss a beat and offered the venture to Bigger Company.

Curiously, BC took the bait, sealing PC’s notoriety in the biz as a master wheeler-dealer.

MARIAN Rivera feels the wrath of rival’s rabid fans. ARNOLD ALMACEN

This one is rated C: What PC and cohorts lack in talent, they make up for in chutzpah.

Predators in waiting

Remember Handsome Hunk, who wants to bolt Current Firm? Is Rich Benefactor behind HH’s restlessness? Is RB convincing HH to transfer to Another Studio?

RB’s loyalty belongs to AS. Someone should warn clueless HH that predators are waiting to pounce on him on the other side of the fence, including Closeted Stud who has long expressed “admiration” for HH.

CS used to be a kept boy in RB’s stable. Now, CS has turned from prey to predator. Yes, everybody knows.

Vanishing act

Here’s the skinny on Veteran Bombshell, who hoodwinked a poor cabbie.

DID SOMEONE ruin KC Concepcion’s moment of glory?

VB had long fallen on hard times. Recently, she took a cab to a friend’s condo and told the driver to wait outside the building for his money.

He waited…and waited. Finally, he asked the condo guard where VB had gone. The guard replied, “Out the back exit.”

Vanished without a trace.

For hire

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Cute Heartthrob, product of a reality talent search, has not been visible lately. A mole says he has turned to the oldest profession.

Although CH belongs to an affluent clan, he has to feed a nasty habit.

CH charges clients P30,000 a night. No wonder he’s been bulking up.

ENCHONG Dee finds love in a foreigner

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

Bahay ni Kuya nag-trending worldwide, mga beki nagpiyesta; PBB housemate umamin na: Bisexual po ako! (We are not moved.)

Trending na: Paolo Ballesteros nahuling may kahalikang lalake sa bar? (Paolo is so pretty kasi.)

Enchong Dee “foreignay” model ang dyowa. (And let’s be happy for him; he’s a good boy.)

Pinasok ng tubig ang bahay, nasira ang garden; Juday, Richard, Regine, Kuya Kim  ’di pinatawad ng hagupit ni “Glenda.” (Calamities are bigger celebrities with international names pa.)

Anne Curtis ka-level na sina Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson, Jessie J. (Right.)

KATHRYN Bernardo and Daniel Padilla resist temptation

KC Concepcion nabwisit nang makita si Piolo Pascual sa Famas Awards Night. (What was she expected to do— turn cartwheels?)

Marian Rivera binalahura ng fans ni Angel Locsin, tinawag na malas at inggitera. (The price for being FHM’s sexiest?)

Para nga naman maiwasan ang tukso, mahirap na…Daniel Padilla, Kathryn Bernardo laging may bantay pagnagde-date. (They’re kids.)

Wa epek ang bagsik ni “Glenda,” movie nina Kathryn at Daniel naka-P20M. (Really fortunate kids.)

Walang hiya-hiya…halikan kung halikan; Maja Salvador, Gerald Anderson handa nang magpakasal. (Kissing causes marriage? That’s new.)

Piolo mas pinili ang anak kaysa kay Shaina Magdayao. (This is called jumping to conclusions.)