Controversial celeb looks down on old pals

Has Anne Curtis’ off-key singing worn out its welcome? Photo by Jilson Seckler Tiu

As newbies, Seasoned Actress and Controversial Personality were quite chummy, marking milestones and practically raising their children together.

Then CP got involved with Powerful Personality and changed. With wealth and power came a drastic personality makeover.

Jennylyn Mercado steers clear of the word war involving fellow Kapuso stars

Now CP acts all-superior to SA. When SA and CP’s kids started dating, guess who objected vehemently?

That’ right, CP was seething!

Playful diva

Sexy Starlet is notorious for her playful ways.

One fine day, SS and her minions dropped by a restaurant unannounced.

SS wanted privacy, so she asked for a function room. Then she told a stunned waiter to cordon off the entire floor so she could eat in peace with her pals. SS also asked that all air-conditioning units be turned on full blast.

Yup, it’s summer, but that was a bit too much, since they were the only customers.

Coco Martin has learned a lot from his costar. Photo: abscbn

Perceived threat

Popular Star was to be paired with Gorgeous Celeb.

Problem is, they belong to different camps.

At first the project seemed like a done deal. But it suddenly ran into all sorts of obstacles, not the least of which was … Top Honcho!

Is TH afraid of PS? PS’s team says TH’s firm wants to protect its own talents. Why then was PS’s equally Famous Partner allowed to work previously with both companies?

Ahhh … unlike PS, FP is not perceived as a threat! If PS hits it big with GC, it will be detrimental to TH’s stable of stars.

Sarah Geronimo and Matteo Guidicelli are dating openly, in spite of Mommy Divine. Photo: abscbn

Plain protectionism.

Waiting game

Gifted Performer was looking forward to working with Major Company and its big stars. In fact, GP turned down several offers to accommodate the gig with MC.

Unfortunately, the MC project was pushed back for almost half a year!

GP, however, honored the commitment made with MC and waited … and waited for the venture to be launched.

Hopefully, GP’s patience will not be wasted.

James Yap will willingly chaperone son to a movie shoot. Photo by August De La Cruz

Fall guy

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Vociferous Star’s latest project flopped big time. True to form, handlers are tripping all over themselves, pinning the blame on VS’s Hapless Beau. They claim HB was a snob and turned off fans.

Didn’t they consider the fact that, perhaps, VS was grievously unqualified for that venture?

And that perhaps mediocrity no longer sells?

Top of Bandera

Julia Barretto is still parrying online haters

Top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

Pekeng video ikinalat sa Facebook, Twitter; gustong pag-awayin; Vice Ganda tinawag na laos at inutil si Vic Sotto. (Someone out there has too much time on his hands. )

Maegan Aguilar:“Walang utang na loob!” Sigaw ni Ka Freddie kay Meagan: Ikaw ang pinakamasamang anak ko sa lahat! (Pot, meet Kettle … Kettle, meet Pot. )

Coco Martin marami ring natutunan kay Sarah Geronimo bilang drama actor. (Maybe vice versa, too!)

Relasyong Sarah-Matteo lantaran na, wala nang takot kay Mommy Divine. (Sa wakas.)

Mga kasambahay ang nakasaksi kaya nagsumbong: Sarah G, Matteo G  naglalampungan, Divine nagtatalak. (Palayasin ang mga sumbongerang kasambahay, now na. We’re tired of this drama.)

Baka ma-trauma ang mga bata pag natsugi; Sarah, Bamboo, Lea Salonga ingat na ingat sa pagdya-judge sa “The Voice: Kids.” (Kasi nga, bata.)

Insecure sa bokalista ng Black Eyed Peas kaya di magkasundo; apl.de.ap tsinugi sa “The Voice” dahil kay Bamboo? (Hindi raw, sabi ni …)

Julia Barretto lalong sinuswerte habang inaalipusta ng netizen. (Mga netizen na walang magawa, ’yan ang itsugi!)

Walang report sa pulis, walang ibang nakasaksi; mga putok ng baril sa bahay, si Claudine Barretto lang ang nakakarinig. (Why are we not surprised kaya?)

Pakiusap ng mga nabubwisit sa sintunadong boses: “Anne Curtis, please … tigilan mo na ang pambabastos sa music industry!’ (Once in a while, producers should splurge on real singing talent. ’Yun lang.)

May kinalaman nga ba sina Heart Evangelista, Lovi Poe at Carla Abellana? Jennylyn Mercado pinipilit ng ilang GMA 7 stars na traydurin si Marian Rivera. (Mean Girls much?)

Katrina Halili ayaw pakasal sa ama ng anak. (E ‘di … ’wag!)

James Yap payag maging alalay ni Bimby sa shooting ng “Praybeyt Benjamin 2.” (Better the dad.)

Kathryn Bernardo: Bina-bash nila ako, sobra-sobra! (Welcome to show biz.)

Luis Manzano: Kung mabubuhay ako bilang babae, si Alex Gonzaga ako! (Uh.)

Angel Locsin handa nang maging First Lady ni Luis. (First Lady agad?)