Fiery mom would kill for her brood

ANDI Eigenmann and Jake Ejercito had fun in Boracay. PHOTO from bida kapamilya.blogspot.com

Here’s a warm and fuzzy Mother’s Day thought: It is perhaps no exaggeration that Fiery Mom would kill for her brood. Okay, FM would not actually commit murder, but she is reportedly responsible for the demise of Hunky Celeb’s prospects in the industry.

According to a reliable source, FM was personally responsible for derailing HC’s once-promising career.

Why? Simply because FM couldn’t let HC upstage her Talentless Son.

FM saw that HC could act circles around TS. With the help of other influential insiders, FM made sure that HC would remain in TS’ shadow.

Nothing beats a mother’s protection.

Curt charmer

Charming Starlet has a huge following. Has fame gotten into her head?

ANNE Curtis is preparing for her “Anne Kapal” concert.

Rumors about CS’ petulance and sometimes brazen ways have been circulating for the longest time. A mole witnessed it first-hand.

This sound bite was obviously edited out of the prime time newscast of CS’ home studio:
Veteran Reporter was a bit too pushy when asking about CS’ Past Flame, who is currently making beautiful music with Gorgeous Partner.

Obviously irked, CS exclaimed, “I have nothing to do with their relationship. Those questions should be addressed to them and not to me.”

Tarush.

BFFs no more

Perky Starlet and Sweet Beauty used to be besties.

Unfortunately, a guy drove a wedge between them.

PS and Spritely Cutie were still a couple when SB entered frame. SB allegedly stole SC from PS. Naturally, PS was devastated.

Though they often bumped into each other in the studio, PS and SB would act like they were total strangers.

Asked about SC and SB, PS quipped, “We are no longer in touch.” ’Yun lang!

Orchestral maneuvers

CAMILLE Prats’ son Nathan gathered messages for her.

The latest yucky rumor about Popular Heartthrob’s certain prodigious asset seems manufactured.

Various sources have come up with the same details that, suspiciously, spare PH from total ruin, while hyping his machismo.

Seems the drumbeaters are dredging up the gutter just to beef up PH’s desirability factor.

It’s so reminiscent of the supposed feud between Controversial Star and Wholesome Idol. Was that scandal concocted to pave the way for a high-profile project featuring CS and WI?

Same thing with the instant makeover of Major Star, which was put to good use by another splashy campaign.

If these events were orchestrated, we know who the conductor was.

Meddling mom

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Here’s another Mother’s Day story. Beautiful Starlet was in danger of losing a new project.

Turned out, her Feisty Mom was throwing her weight around on the set. FM just couldn’t help meddling, incurring the ire of cast and crew, including Closeted Costar.

The big bosses had to intervene, and told BS to ask FM to stay home. Or get sacked.

FM was barred from the set.

According to a spy, FM was also the reason that Handsome Hunk stopped his pursuit of BS.

HH was put off by nosy FM.

NORA Aunor’s “Himala” character inspired this statue.

Miracle in the sand

Highlight of the “Himala sa Buhangin,” an outdoor arts and music festival in the Paoay sand dunes of Ilocos Norte, was the unveiling yesterday of a life-size statue of Elsa, the faith healer played by Nora Aunor in Ishmael Bernal’s film “Himala.”

The sculpture was crafted by artist Gerry Leonardo, a teacher at the Philippine High School for the Arts.

Bernal’s “Himala” was shot in the sand dunes in 1982. The “Himala sa Buhangin” fest was one of the special events in the  La Milagrosa Provincial Fiesta, which honors Ilocos Norte’s patroness, La Virgen Milagrosa de Badoc.

Nathan’s surprise

Weeks ago, while Camille Prats was busy at work, her son Nathan started visiting important people in her life and asked them to write special messages on a card for his mom.

“I want to make Mommy happy!” Nathan said. He collected messages from his grandparents, “nongnong” John Prats, sister Mimi and Isabel Oli.

“Nathan loves surprising his Mom,” John Prats, Camille’s brother and Nathan’s godfather said.

The card is set to came out today on Mother’s Day in a national newspaper and on a billboard.

“When we learned that Nathan wanted to surprise his mom, we decided to help him make it as special as possible,” said Aubrey Inigo, product manager for Bonakid Pre-School.

To watch how Nathan prepared for this surprise, visit facebook.com/BonakidPreschoolPH.

Top of Bandera

CLAUDINE Barretto, rumored to have found a replacement for ex-hubby.

Top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sey mo Raymart, Claudine may bago nang dyowa? (Ayy, ginawa na ni ano ’yan.)

Osang magkaka-breast cancer kung hindi ipatatanggal ang pekeng boobs. (Whatever the reason, it’s a good idea. )

Cesar Montano ‘foreignay’ ang ipinalit kay Sunshine Cruz, nag-date raw sa Bohol. (Moving on …)

Anne Curtis buwis-buhay ang gagawin sa concert. (Buwis-buhay for whom?)

Anti-Kris campaign sinimulan, mommy ni Bimby ginawang  “virus” sa Internet. (Ho-hum.)

Kris desperada na raw sa lalaki; gwapong model hinabul-habol. (Ho-hum Part 2.)

Alice Dixson: Gusto ko ring magkaanak, naiinggit talaga ako sa mga mom! (But moms are envious of your body.)

Andi Eigenmann, Jake Ejercito nagpakaligaya sa Bora. (Sa beach? Sa dagat?)

Plastik, laiterang showbiz writer nabiktima si Ate Guy. (Oh dear … whoever you are, good luck with the Noranians.)

Lolo at lola ang laging kasama, nasaan ang mga magulang? Deniece natulog sa banig, bininyagan na sa masikip at mainit na kulungan. (When your own parents won’t stand by you …)

Mark Gil may matinding sakit; Jaclyn Jose na-shock? (Kami rin.)

Xian Lim hiningi ang permiso ni Kim bago maging “single.” (Uh, huwat?)