LOVI Poe: Challenged upwards of the waist?
Talk about flirting with disaster.
In an exclusive subdivision south of Manila, Scandalous Star has been spotted visiting a house at ungodly hours.
According to neighbors’ household staff, SS has been courting a beautiful non-show biz girl in that village.
The domestic rumor mill has gone berserk because the girl in question is barely legal. Only 18, imagine that!
SS likes them young and… gullible?
Sampling gay pal’s hunk
Controversial Star is notorious for stealing other women’s guys, but who knew she could also commit the heinous crime against Gay Buddy, who has helped build up her career?
CS was unattached at the time and wanted to sample Hunky Actor, GB’s secret lover. And so she seduced HA – apparently a “one-shot” deal.
CS then went on to other men and GB had no choice but to turn a blind eye on HA’s indiscretion. It wasn’t the first time that HA cheated on GB…or on anyone for that matter.
Abandoned mansion
Fading Star had to sell a prime piece of property to Powerful Personality who’s responsible for a string of hits and misses (as well as scandals) in the biz.
MARIEL Rodriguez: Haba ng hair!
FS is in dire financial straits and PP’s only too happy to help out. After securing the deed, PP spruced up the place, spending millions on the renovation.
Months have passed and the once splashy residence remains vacant. PP can’t move into the new address, which is now abandoned and overrun with weeds and cobwebs.
PP is just being careful because this latest acquisition could become a target in ongoing investigations by the government. PP swears the money used in buying the mansion isn’t ill-gotten. Pramis.
Traffic nightmare
Pretty Starlet 1 has been waging a not-so-silent war against Pretty Starlet 2.
Whenever they’re guests in a live show, production staffers work double time to make sure their paths won’t cross.
Whenever PS2 is in the studio, PS1 is far, far, away – thanks to the staff’s efficient trafficking skills.
Mad no more
NEW YORK – Charlie Sheen seems to have buried the hatchet. Appearing on Thursday’s “Tonight Show,” the former star of “Two and a Half Men” radiated a forgiving mood toward his old workplace. Asked by host Jay Leno if he’s still angry at the sitcom’s producers and network, he said no, he would have fired himself had he been in their shoes. Then he added, laughing, “Well, maybe not like they did.”
Sheen was dumped last March after the actor railed against his bosses, and they blasted him for his unpredictable behavior as a drug-abusing, reckless playboy. “It was bad,” Sheen said, summing up the clash, “and I own my part in that, and I just want to make everything right.” AP
Top of the Tabloids
CARLA Abellana (with Jake Cuenca): “Ayoko nang magpa-sexy.”
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera and why we are moved if we are moved.
Andi, nag-agaw eksena. (Hindi siguro.)
Boy Abunda may tampo kay Erik Santos. (Ayy.)
Sobrang tigas kasi ng ulo, ayaw makinig; Cristine Reyes pinagalitan ng doktor. (OK lang.)
Kim Chiu galit sa mga lalaki? (Parang hindi naman.)
Sitti babu muna sa Sessionistas. (Totoo kaya yung tsismis?)
Zanjoe nag-sorry na kay Binoe. (Haba ng buhok ni Mariel!)
Jillian Ward, nag-iiyak dahil sa tsismis (na marami na daw siyang kalabang other child stars). (Tsismis ba ‘yan na dapat iyakan?)
Relasyong Bianca Manalo-John Pratts baka makarma raw. (And we should be concerned because…?)
Mariel Rodriguez, pinaiimbestigahan si Bea Alonzo at Robin Padilla? (Over.)
Kris Aquino: Hindi mukhang pera si James Yap. (He couldn’t get a better lawyer than that.)
Marian Rivera sandamakmak na ang ari-arian. (All those real estate endorsements?)
Lovi Poe ‘malas’ sa boobs. (No one seems to mind naman.)
Bianca Gonzales nag-iiyak sa pagkatsugi ng SNN. (Hmmm. So may nasaktan.)
Coco Martin, Matteo G, okey na…pinagbati raw ni Maja Salvador. (Okey na rin yung movie?)
Dennis ‘imbyerna’ pa rin kay Jennylyn? (E kasi nga…)
Para mas ganahan daw sa kanilang trabaho, Willie inilibre ang staff ng “Will Time” sa Macau. (Kasama si Shalani?)
Ali Sotto, nagkaroon na ng pangil. (Ngayon lang? Or something the dentist didn’t see?)
Carla Abellana: ayoko nang magpa-sexy! (E ’di… ’wag!)
Erich Gonzales: Hindi ako sinaniban (sa taping)! (E ’di…hindi!)
Sitti: Gusto ko talagang umarte. (Go, girl.)
Matindi pa rin ang galit sa ex-dyowa; Melissa Ricks iniiyakan pa rin si Jake Cuenca. (Let it go, girl.)
Pagbubuntis ni Andi Eigenmann pinagpipyestahan sa GMA. (Why are we not surprised?)
Pagkatapos raw nilang magkaroon ng matinding away, Maricel Soriano pinalayas ang anak? (Why are we not doubtful kaya?)
Nora Aunor, hindi peke: “Muntik na akong maging Vilmanian!” (Why are we doubtful kaya?)