Acclaimed artist goes wild while on holiday

FANS of Kathryn Bernardo are upset that Daniel Padilla is too demonstrative.

Just in time for Easter: A few years back, Acclaimed Artist traveled to an exotic destination on a group tour. AA thoroughly enjoyed the holiday—actually, a bit too much.

His conservative companions were scandalized by AA’s hijinks. He often wandered off to sample local “delicacies.” To be more specific, AA went hog wild with a different date every night.

As far as his fellow pilgrims (yes, it’s that kind of a destination) knew, AA missed all the sights and rituals because he mostly stayed in.

Amen.

Attack dogs strike again

LOVI Poe visits St. Peter’s Basilica in Vatican City. But where is Rocco Nacino? He probably snapped the pic!

Admired Veteran dared to uncover the shenanigans of Powerful Colleague. PC’s incessant meddling had delayed work on the set.

Piqued, PC’s Loyal Minion managed to paint an unflattering portrait of AV. LM’s harsh comments made it to a program aired by a rival studio.

PC’s attack dogs are working overtime.

History lesson

An incriminating snapshot was posted on Industry Insider’s  Facebook account.

In the pic, II is grinning from ear to ear. Is it because Handsome Hunk is standing next to him?

ANDI Eigenmann bumped into her ex. Awkward!

Turns out, they have a garish past. Before HH joined the biz, II scored big time with him.

HH and his pals were unable to cough up the cash for a night of carousing. II came to the rescue and settled the bill.

After a few weeks of bliss with II, HH vanished, only to resurface as a show biz wannabe.

Rhymes with witch

From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Honest Costar once described Pretty Starlet, then a newbie in the biz, in a certain disparaging word that rhymes with witch.

Well, PS has grown worse with age. Whenever she arrives on the set, she heads straight to the dressing room without minding anyone, not even the director or her senior costars.

She is not gunning for the Miss Congeniality crown, that’s for sure. Miss Amityville Horror is more like it.

Show-off

SAM CONCEPCION didn’t want to rock the boat.ARNOLD ALMACEN

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Cute Hunk has turned off not a few colleagues. CH would bring his collection of designer clothes and expensive sneakers to the set, not to wear but to show off.

Boastful CH is also an exhibitionist. Even in air-conditioned studios, CH would wear flimsy tank tops, the better to expose his pecs and abs.

He just can’t help giving the girls and gays a free show.

Nakup.

Today on ‘Startalk’

Today on GMA 7’s “Startalk,” Boots Anson-Roa tries on her wedding gown.

And a former sexy star admits she used to work as an “escort.”

OBSERVERS say Anne Curtis’ latest project seems jinxed.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao agaw-eksena sa laban nina Pacman at Bradley. (True. Naman!)

Sam Concepcion umurong ang buntot, naduwag kay Anne Curtis. (We heard different.)

Anne sa madlang pipol na nasa beach: Mag-ingat kayo sa killer dikya! (Pero ang sabi ng killer dikya…)

Gerald Anderson 30 segundong “namatay” habang nasa swimming pool; mga katrabaho ni Anne binalaan, “Dyesebel” lapitin ng disgrasya. (Hype lang ’yan.)

Albie Casiño nasalubong muli si Andi Eigenmann: Okay naman po! (Okay din kaya kay Andi?)

Gretchen Fullido dinenay na magdyowa sila ni Jake Ejercito. (Zzzz.)

Ex-dyowa ni Herbert Bautista walang balak pumasok sa politika, di lalabanan si Kris Aquino. (Smart.)

Gagamitin lang daw ni Bistek, mas okay kung babalikan si James Yap; Kris pikon: Bakit ko siya babalikan? Isosoli ba niya ang milyones na pinaghirapan ko? (Bakit ba kasi pinapahaba pa ito?)

Bakit ang ina ni Bimby ang dakdak nang dakdak? Bistek ikinahihiya ang relasyon kay Kris; hinding-hindi liligaya (Ito rin.)

Bistek mamalasin kay Kris, matutulad kina Joey Marquez at Phillip Salvador. (Malaki na siya.)

James masuwerte dahil nakawala sa sumpa ni Kris. (Malaki na rin siya.)

Derek Ramsay nasaktan sa tsismis: Hindi ko ginagamit si Kris! (Ito talaga, isang malaking “Huwatttt?”)

Nakatikim na naman ng pang-aalipusta sa mga netizen;  Kris “binastos” ang misa, nagte-text sa loob ng simbahan. (To be fair, ’yang mga pumupuna dapat, never nag-text sa simbahan ha?)

Daniel Padilla tsinansingan daw si Kathryn Bernardo, mga fans umalma… galit na galit na sa Facebook. (Di ba gusto niyo silang dalawa? Now that he’s making it happen… anuva?!)