Heavenly actress is kind to underlings
AGA Muhlach
SHE MAY not get good press because of her erratic career and romantic choices, but insiders insist that Heavenly Actress is sincerely nice to her staff—even if there are no witnesses to broadcast it, unlike the prima donnas of her generation.
HA expressed concern for pregnant Production Assistant. She scolded PA for carrying a heavy bag and insisted on lugging it herself.
“She wasn’t putting on a show,” said a mole. “She had no idea we were in the other room.”
<strong>Generous surprise</strong>
Here’s another popular star who lives up to her sweetheart image.
Leading Lady is known for showering Former Boyfriend with gifts. But she’s equally generous to pals.
LL and coworker, Veteran Insider, were casually talking one day about an expensive gadget that the latter had been saving up for. Unknown to VI, LL sent an assistant to the mall to buy the toy! When the package arrived, VI was pleasantly surprised.
<strong>Lover’s return</strong>
Why is Closet Hunk feeling antsy of late? CH is supposedly involved with Beautiful Girl. But a former gay lover, Gorgeous Model, is back in town.
Insiders insist that CH and GM’s grand affair was yesterday’s news, but why was GM defensive when asked about his homecoming?
Friends of BG hope GM isn’t angling for a reunion with CH.
<strong>Repeat offender</strong>
This is not the only skeleton in CH’s closet. CH allegedly did the nasty with Gay Celebrity in a parking lot, where security guards caught them. (Of course GC could have spread this rumor himself.)
Plus, CH purportedly had a fling with Closet Thespian who was linked with BG, too. These kids!
<strong>Private drunk</strong>
On a provincial sortie, Hot Hunk sought out small-town pals for a drinking spree in a friend’s place.
HH certainly knew how to safeguard his squeaky-clean image. Only problem was, as a result of the all-night boozing, HH woke up late and almost missed his appointment the following day.
<strong>Hot pursuit</strong>
Macho Host 1 is allegedly smitten with new kid in the studio, Macho Host 2, whom he pursued avidly.
Jury is still out on whether MH1 snagged MH2, who’s eyeing a coworker, Reality Hunk.
<strong>Happy birthdays!</strong>
Hollywood celebrity birthdays this week:
Today: Trini Lopez is 74; actor Nicholas Hammond (“The Sound of Music”) is 61.
Tomorrow: Pierce Brosnan is 58; Debra Winger, 56; Janet Jackson, 45; Tori Spelling, 38; Megan Fox, 25.
May 17: Bill Paxton is 56; Enya, 50; Trent Reznor, 46;
May 18: Chow Yun-Fat is 56; Tina Fey, 41.
May 20: Joe Cocker is 67; Cher, 65. AP
<strong>A Stevie treat</strong>
NEW ORLEANS—Grammy award-winner Stevie Wonder surprised graduates at Tulane University with an impromptu performance of his hit “You Are The Sunshine of My Life,” during ceremonies at which he also received an honorary degree.
As Michael White’s Original Liberty Jazz Band and singer Topsy Chapman performed “Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans,” Wonder unexpectedly added his harmonica magic to the song. He also briefly addressed the graduates and recited the words of a new song he’s penned called “Ten Billion Hearts.” <strong><em>AP</em></strong>
<strong>Top of the Tabloids</strong>
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved).
Mariel: Hindi ako nababaliw! (Fine.)
Sarah, bawal nang magka-boyfriend. (Again?)
Pokwang nakabili ng mansyon sa Antipolo; magiging asawa ng anak papapirmahin ng prenuptial agreement. (After just a week back on a noontime show?)
Yumaong anak ni Pokey, may kwarto sa nabiling mansyon. (Uh, we’re not joking about this, no way.)
Angel (Locsin) sugat-sugat sa pole dancing. (That’s commitment.)
KC, Sam, bantay sarado kay Piolo. (Actually, baka not necessary.)
Jennylyn pinagpalit si Dennis kay Luis? (Tiresome, tiresome.)
Justin Bieber, regalo ni Kris kina Josh at Bimby. (She gave them Justin? Joke lang—pero malay n’yo?)
Ara: Ayoko na ng pera-pera lang! (Ayy, what does that mean kaya?)
Dahil sa suot na hikaw ni Jinkee sa laban ni Pacman, Jinkee tinira sa Facebook at Twitter. (Aba, at least, di galing ’yun sa corruption.)
Kylie Padilla gwardyado na kay Aljur. (Okay lang … Aljur naman e.)
Dahil sa ibinigay na regalo sa kanya, Juday 2 beses umiyak nang manganak. (Di kaya sa hirap?)
Kim Chiu ayaw ng mahirap na kurso sa college (Natural.)
Fans ni Venus imbyerna kay Marian. (Mahirap sumakay kay Marian, guys, at malayo na siya.)
Aga Muhlach yummy pa rin kahit daw may taba-taba.
