Scandal swept under the rug–again

Controversial Starlet’s explosive tell-all didn’t impress Industry Insider. II suspects that CS’ statements were dubious at best—an attempt by the Big Bosses to whitewash potentially damaging rumors.

BB would pull out all the stops to protect prime assets and CS was only too willing to claim those fleeting 15 minutes of fame.

Apparently BB had an agreement with another camp’s Top Execs. CS would do the song-and-dance, to muddle the issue.

CS is now the laughing stock in the biz. Alas, it was not the first time that BB tried to bend the truth.

Spin doctors are working double time to clean up the mess.

Lukewarm reception

Talk of the town is the big fat snub that Scandalous Celeb received from the audience during a show.

Besieged by nasty intrigues, SC brazenly took the stage—still expecting cheers from loyal fans. But the spot number was met by polite applause, according to a mole.

The spin doctors were quick to act. Gorgeous Star was pushed to talk about the event—specifically, to deny the “lukewarm” reception for SC.

Let the battle of the spin meisters begin.

Playing the game

Popular Star is notorious for a quick-temper and ill manners.

At a frenzied event, fans swarmed PS for a photo op. One giddy groupie accidentally stepped on PS’ foot!

Instead of unleashing a barrage of expletives, as in the past, PS swiftly recovered and uttered a muffled one-liner, then smiled sweetly for the cameras.

PS is learning to play the fame game. After all, PS lost premium projects because of that nasty rep.

Tupperware party, anyone?

Bi lines

From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Remember Jingle Belle? Glamorous Celeb who becomes incontinent when soused? Well, GC is also a driven careerist, according to scuttlebutt.

GC scored high-profile assignments after fooling around with Closeted Superior. In sum, GC willingly had a close encounter of the “third kind” for professional advancement.

Alas, GC soon lost the coveted gig. After the bosses gave CS the walking papers, GC soon followed suit.

Much later, GC secretly embarked on another gay affair after a tumultuous relationship with Attractive Rebel.

Finicky hunk

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Coworkers are exasperated with Elegant Hunk. Insiders complain that EH is a tad too demanding, throwing his weight around and power-tripping every chance he gets.

They say EH acts like a bigger star than his screen partner,

Famous Personality, on whose “coattails” he has been riding.

Is this why EH is so defensive these days? Perhaps he knows he’s nothing without FP. And that his 15 minutes will soon be over.

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

 

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