SEEMS Anne Curtis hasn’t bounced back.
Who knew that Gifted Entertainer was quite the lady killer? GE looks every inch a heartbreaker onstage— charming, mild-mannered, suave. A source, however, says GE is the silent-but-deadly type.
Remember Talented Performer (in a previous Rushes edition) who skipped town to flee GE’s claws? She had fallen hard for the guy but refused to break up her family. Seasoned Thespian wasn’t as lucky (or as quick) as TP. GE scored big time with ST.
Camera-ready
At a recent event, a newshound took a snapshot of Glitzy Personality, long rumored to be a closet case.
The reporter was shocked when GP asked to check the photographs.
After inspecting the shots, GP handed the digital camera back, saying, “They’re all OK. Thank you.” Who knew GP had the makings of a photo editor (or censor)? Vanity, thy name is GP.
Impatient winner
Popular Star unwittingly confirmed that there was a leak in an awards show.
PS, up for a major award, was antsy all night, apparently in a rush to go home.
“When will my category come up? Why is it taking so long?” PS was heard complaining. Apparently PS knew whose name was in the envelope.
Did PS stay put only for the promise of a trophy? File under “S,” for Suspicious.
SUPERSTAR in Tacloban. Well done, Mr. Bieber!
Jingle belle
From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Friends are fed up with Glamorous Celeb. Every time they party in clubs, GC causes a commotion—make that an embarrassment.
GC gets out of control when drunk—not just rowdy and racy—urinating anytime, anywhere. An absolute mess. GC needs toilet training pronto.
Stench of a hunk
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Insiders are snickering at Flamboyant Personality’s misfortune. FP is smitten with Mr. Wrong.
SARAH Geronimo pulled the impossible.
From all visible indications, hunky and sporty MW is a prize catch. But a mole scoffs at MW’s “shortcomings,” and the rumor that his nether regions emit noxious fumes. Ew.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Para makaiwas sa mga tsismosa sa Manila; Sarah Geronimo, Matteo Guidicelli nakatakas kay Mommy Divine, nag-date sa Cebu. (May himala!)
Walang respeto sa press, bigla na lang nag-walkout: “Napakabastos, sobrang hambog ni Xian Lim!” (Well, we went to a product launch where he was one of the endorsers and he didn’t walk out—he wasn’t there; just sent a video message. Huh?)
Biglang nagbago ang buhay dahil sa “Yolanda” victims; Justin Bieber sa ’Pinas: Mahal kita! Salamat! Maganda kayong lahat! (Thank you, Bibs. Sorry na lang, “TMZ” and Joan Rivers.)
Zsa Zsa Padilla umaasang ibibigay na kay Dolphy ang National Artist award. (Don’t hold your breath. But it’s not like he needs it for validation.)
SHARON Cuneta being blamed for failed concert
Charice Pempengco: Mahal ko ang buhay ko, at meron pa akong pera! (Korek ka diyan! Stay there.)
Anne Curtis ang bantot-bantot pa rin ng imahe sa publiko. (As if naman no one else ever did anything stupid.)
Sa mga kumampi kay Anne: Kayo kaya ang sampalin ng lasing!? (She apologized; let’s all move on.)
Binoe tuloy na ang pagbabalik sa Kapuso network. (Well, there’s another Padilla at the Kapamilya network.)
Vilma Santos echosera raw, magaling makipaglaro sa press. (Love siya ng press, ’yun lang.)
MARIAN Rivera taking it easy with boyfriend Dingdong Dantes
Jessy Mendiola pinuputakti ng mga DOM. (Stay away… far away.)
Marian Rivera nakukunsensiya pa rin sa ginawang kasalanan kay Karylle. (We have a tough time believing that.)
Gusto lang daw magpalusot dahil nilangaw ang concert sa Middle East; Sharon Cuneta laos ka na kaya puro ka reklamo! (Blame the marketing people, not the star.)
Natatakot magpakasal na walang basbas ng magulang; May sumpa… Heart Evangelista mamalasin kay Chiz Escudero. (For someone facing misfortune, she seems awfully happy.)
Melai Cantiveros, Jason Francisco ikinasal na sa GenSan; Pacman, Boy, Kris, Jinkee tumayong ninong at ninang. (Well done.)
Milyones na ang kinikita sa charity auction para sa “Yolanda” victims: Fans ni Regine Velasquez mas mayaman at galante kesa sa fans ni Ogie Alcasid. (This comparison is really in bad form. People are being helped, that’s what counts.)
Jasmine Curtis, Sam Concepcion sobrang in love sa isa’t isa. (Take it easy, guys.)
Bonggang kasal nina Marian at Dingdong Dantes ’di matutuloy sa 2014. (Taking it too easy?)