Starlets connive to impress bosses

NIKKI Gil is not about to make nice with ex Billy Crawford.

Perky Starlet wanted to get noticed by the powers-that-be. Apparently, PS was not so popular among the bosses, who have heard all sorts of rumors about the girl’s lousy attitude from her former coworkers.

PS connived with Scheming Relative to get the attention of the studio’s decision makers.

SR deliberately didn’t show up in a show, so that the producers would be forced to put PS in her stead. PS was only too willing to pinch-hit!

Alas, it is still uncertain whether the big shots were swayed. PS bungled previous opportunities by putting her foot in her mouth—just like SR. Incompetence seems to run in the family.

 

Storm troupers
While the rest of the metropolis was gearing up for the supertyphoon, Seasoned Performer was debating with cohorts whether or not to push through with a certain event.

Minions advised SP that guests were hesitant to step out of their homes in the middle of a full-blown storm.

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Unconvinced, SP invoked the adage: “The show must go on!” Fortunately, rational minds prevailed and SP canceled.

As luck would have it, the information didn’t reach some invitees who still showed up at the venue. Talk about storm troupers!

Boo-boo epidemic

What’s with this Beleaguered Studio? Seems “foot in mouth disease” is spreading in its air-conditioned corridors.

BS personalities seem to have acquired the habit of shooting themselves in the foot.

First was Feisty Celeb, who incurred netizens’ ire for ill-timed remarks made in the aftermath of a calamity.

FC’s Hard-hitting Colleague made the same boo-boo.

Over at Rival Station, Pugnacious Personality was embroiled in an embarrassing spectacle as well.

BEA BINENE says she has learned a lot from her breakup with Jake Vargas. They’re back together.

Is this why PP’s bosses are bringing in reinforcements to sweeten the pot that PP has poisoned?

Hmmm …

Queue for the queen

From the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

People are wondering how Sexy Starlet maintains her lavish lifestyle, when she is no longer as busy as before.

A neighbor let it out that a steady stream of gentlemen callers line up at SS’ doorstep.

Some famous faces have been spotted, among them Influential Personality and Disgraced Celebrity.

Mole says these visitors lavish SS with gifts, in cash and in kind. No wonder SS still lives like a queen.

Cougar town

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

FREDDIE Aguilar has no time for detractors. “They don’t feed me.” inquirer photo

Grizzled Starlet was once a card-carrying practitioner of the oldest profession.

Since she is a spring chicken no more, the “prey” has now become a predator. GS is reportedly hooked on young hunks—pros in the trade, too.

GS used to live with a younger boy. When that affair went pfft, GS quickly bounced back with another barely legal guy.

She seems to attract men who yearn for a little maternal TLC. GS, who had 15 minutes of fame in a controversial show, is enjoying her stay in cougar town.

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